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Actually he didn’t say this but hey I have a series going.

FFVII Rebirth, in addition to the thrilling Zamboni, valve, and lurching gameplay, also has slowly-opening-a-door gameplay!

Also you can’t pet the cats or Red XIII. This game is bullshit.

(In the roughly 2-3 hours of introductory gameplay it really is making a case for being FFVII: The Filler Episode. I swear to dog if Vincent Valentine is in this for only the last five minutes of the game, I will throw the controller through the window. (

myrialux is actually playing so I can’t do it without wresting it from him but you get the point.)

Marvel as Cloud Strife pushes a Zamboni!
Thrill as Cloud Strife turns a valve!
Watch as Cloud Strife lurches slowly through a burning village!
We paid $70 for this shit.

We’re in another cafeteria. Toby is sending Cloud running around knocking over all the chairs again.

Me: You know there’s some employee who lives in the Sector 5 slums working here for $4.25 an hour who has to put all that back?

Toby: Cloud’s a job creator!

We’re in a part where the main party is going through an office building at night. There’s a cafeteria and of course Toby sends Cloud running through the chairs.

“Fuck yo’ cafeteria! Shit strewn everywhere! This can only be the work of AVALANCHE!”

[AVALANCHE is the eco-terrorist group the main characters are in, which fights against Shinra]

“Stealing from the Shinra pension fund!”

Also there are escalators in the building and Toby’s taking every one of them, ignoring the stairs next to them. I wonder how many players do
that...?

We have established the game won’t let you go down the up escalator, but that if you don’t move Cloud at the top of the escalator it usually delivers the other two characters right into you in an entertaining manner.

Toby has now opted to take the party up 59 floors of stairs instead of taking the elevator. One of the party is not happy and he and Cloud are arguing as they climb.

Ha! The characters are slowing down the higher they go!

Track listing of More Friends for whoever it was wondering what-all was on it:

Opening - Bombing Mission [FFVII] 4:26
Aerith's Theme [FFVII] 5:21
Zanarkand [FFX] 4:43
Don't Be Afraid [FFVIII]
Terra's Theme [FFVI] 4:25
Swing de Chocobo 4:44
Final Fantasy 3:27
The Rocking Grounds [FFIII] 4:43
Maybe I'm a Lion [FFVIII] 6:20
Suteki Da Ne (Isn't It Wonderful?) [FFX] 6:50
A Place to Call Home - Melodies of Life [FFIX] 6:55
Opera "Maria & Draco" [FFVI] 12:27
Advent: One-Winged Angel [FFVII Advent Children] 6:33

I'm currently grooving on the Swing de Chocobo.

Have also made a list of prompts from the fall round of

springkink for art inspiration. I'll only claim them if I actually get a picture done. :D More of you on my f-list - writers and artists - should get involved with this, methinks.

WORTH EVERY PENNY I PAID. It picked up EVERY ~~mistake~~ detail.

( ONE-WINGED ANGEL. SEPHIROTH! (cue choir) )

Mr. Emo to you and me.

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Hopefully I actually have paper large enough for this...

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