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They sent me down to take care of a guy because they thought he might be a
problem and he wasn’t a problem because I believe in overkill.

I get another hatchet now because I killed enough people with them. That’s
the way life works.

Don’t turn around don’t turn around don’t fucking turn around. I just want
to kill you, dude.

(Re: an upgrade) I get faster when walking while crouching. I don’t know
how that is compared to walking, but I like walking in a crouch. It’s leg
day today.

Crossposts: http://telophase.livejournal.com/2645816.html

Toby, loaded for bear.

( cut for pic )

Crossposts: http://telophase.livejournal.com/2622913.html

( This is why Toby and I get on so well )

BTW, as of right now, Mad Max: Fury Road is at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. CANNOT WAIT.

Crossposts: http://telophase.livejournal.com/2621271.html

Today is my first day back at work since the middle of Friday afternoon. I am at least upright, if not totally hale and hearty.

Other than my cold, nothing much happened. Well, if by "nothing much" you mean Toby accepted a new job. :) He's going to be, if I remember all this aright, a mobile applications developer at TCU's enterprise applications systems department. Starts June 1st.

I maintain that he did so well because I texted him Ryan Gosling memes right before each of his three interviews. It's the small things.

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