welcome to camp telophase

...since I looked at my website stats. And I find pretty much what I expected: magatsu.net is being hit overwhelmingly because of the zapakuto generator, and Project Blue Rose is getting hits from conspiracy theory forums* artist alley queries.

There are a few other search strings that either make one's head shake, or make one wonder. Especially wonder how the heck my site was found with that search string.

black ops is gay <- Awesome description of PBR!
what kind of art can i <- Anything you want, hon!
panel a serious artist donald
blue business card of a extension cord in form of the g <- Uh, what?
project blue rose read for free online <- Not for free, but you can buy a digital version for cheap!
blue rose project united states
plain blue desktop wallpaper
girl's loincloth <- what is this I don't even
lesbian bleach
deadly flower in japanese
large wooden medieval doors
harkonnen
naked pictuers of childern <- NONE HERE I MUST TELL YOU
should i return to my wife quiz <- You should perhaps not be going to online quizzes for this question
steampunk ship generator
random prompy generator
schoolgirl uniform <- He or she would have found the post with Kenpachi in a schoolgirl uniform. YOU'RE WELCOME
steam boy trama

And someone was Googling on my full name, including middle initial, which makes me wonder who and why. Although my name is quite out there, with Hooded Utilitarian and whatnot.




* Someone started a thread on a conspiracy theory forum about blue roses, and someone Googled on the term and posted PBR's cover and blurb in a reply to it. I could have replaced the cover with, say, Kenpachi-chan, but it's too funny this way.

This time as the user icon for someone attempting to RP Renji in a Naruto RPG! :D

http://akatsukivsnaruto.forumfree.net/?t=32161824



(for anyone new, if you try to hotlink from my doujinshi scans directory* on magatsu.net, you usually get confronted with Kenpachi-chan.)




* Covers and sample pages only, sorry. Not whole doujins. :D

Getting this posted in between LJ's bouncing up and down...

*dies laughing*

( Screenshot in case it goes away soon )

Also: http://www.gaiaonline.com/p/6915244 <- warning, music plays.

Another one! Using Kenpachi-chan as his sig on a board, and I really bet he intended to use the sweet Renji pic, as his username is "Renji."

ATTENTION HOTLINKERS:

YOU ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH TO BE RENJI.

NOBODY IS COOL ENOUGH TO BE RENJI.

EVEN THOUGH RENJI IS ACTUALLY A GIANT, LOVABLE DORK, HE STILL HAS MORE COOL THAN YOU.