It's been a long time...

[telophase]

...since I looked at my website stats. And I find pretty much what I expected: magatsu.net is being hit overwhelmingly because of the zapakuto generator, and Project Blue Rose is getting hits from conspiracy theory forums* artist alley queries.

There are a few other search strings that either make one's head shake, or make one wonder. Especially wonder how the heck my site was found with that search string.

black ops is gay <- Awesome description of PBR!
what kind of art can i <- Anything you want, hon!
panel a serious artist donald
blue business card of a extension cord in form of the g <- Uh, what?
project blue rose read for free online <- Not for free, but you can buy a digital version for cheap!
blue rose project united states
plain blue desktop wallpaper
girl's loincloth <- what is this I don't even
lesbian bleach
deadly flower in japanese
large wooden medieval doors
harkonnen
naked pictuers of childern <- NONE HERE I MUST TELL YOU
should i return to my wife quiz <- You should perhaps not be going to online quizzes for this question
steampunk ship generator
random prompy generator
schoolgirl uniform <- He or she would have found the post with Kenpachi in a schoolgirl uniform. YOU'RE WELCOME
steam boy trama

And someone was Googling on my full name, including middle initial, which makes me wonder who and why. Although my name is quite out there, with Hooded Utilitarian and whatnot.




* Someone started a thread on a conspiracy theory forum about blue roses, and someone Googled on the term and posted PBR's cover and blurb in a reply to it. I could have replaced the cover with, say, Kenpachi-chan, but it's too funny this way.

Comments

[nijibug]

This post made me smile so hard my face hurt. Kenpachi-chan will aways be a classic. :D

[telophase]

Kenpachi-chan is a goodwill ambassador, bringing peace, love, and harmony to the world!

[sub_divided]

Also, a good visualization for the number of people who visit magatsu.net daily is the world record for largest gathering of people dressed as Waldo in one place.

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

Those all make me crack up - a business card in the form of a blue extension cord! Lesbian bleach! (Yeah, I realize it's the manga, but I am visualizing the cleaning product) - except for the naked children query. AUGH.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

The Can't Sleep webcomic I used to do once got a hit for "girls trebuchet" because one of the characters was named Trebuchet. And I really want to know whether the person was looking for a pink trebuchet with unicorns and sparkles on it, or a mechanism for flinging girls over the walls of besieged castles.

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

It could be both!

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

* Someone started a thread on a conspiracy theory forum about blue roses, and someone Googled on the term and posted PBR's cover and blurb in a reply to it. I could have replaced the cover with, say, Kenpachi-chan, but it's too funny this way.

Hee. You're promoting the gay agenda oh noez!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I am promoting the secret government psychic gay agenda!

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

It's The Men Who Stare At Goats only hotter and gay! XD