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In lieu of an adventure writeup, because I'm at a point in the game where I'm trying to min/max all of Murderface's perks and equipment which leads less to hilarious adventure and more to picking quests because of the loot or XP they'll bring, here's a bunch of photos he's taken and commentary.

Well, maybe a story or two. And not that many selfies.

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We went to see Wonder Woman on Friday night, with an almost-sold-out audience.

Best part? The bit afterward, when I was in line in the women's restroom, and in front of me was a boy, perhaps 6 or so years old, and the woman he was with (mother, sister, aunt, who knows?). She was kicking and punching the air and asking the boy "Did you like that in the movie?" and he was enthusiastically agreeing.

look. i hand-spun and plied a yarn.
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The Swiss portion of our trip is now booked. After staring at a map of Switzerland for far too long, and weighing the number of days we'd allotted to the country, the various train journeys we needed or wanted to take, exactly how often we wanted to hump our luggage through various train stations*, how much we hated changing domiciles frequently, and the least painful route to take to Venice from Switzerland, I came up with a plan.
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I bought a Korean night moisturizer called Wine Therapy in the red wine
variety.

My face now smells like grape jelly.

I kinda like it.

The question being "How did people spin yarn before they invented spindles?"

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I've mentioned before I think that we're booking a trip to Switzerland and Northern Italy (going to be circumspect about the actual dates for now), and I want you to know that I have just booked:

(1) an apartment in Venice that overlooks the lagoon and has a tiny private rooftop terrace, as well as an elevator in the building AND a washer and dryer

(2) a hotel in a former monastery in Vatican City that is actually ON St. Peter's Square

Now to see if I can find something cool in Florence.

I said I wouldn’t be writing every session up, and I won’t be, but you get this session written up because Murderface McKenzie 2.0 accidentally broke Skyrim and it was hilarious. Well, to me, at least.

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45 seconds, you don't need to know Skyrim to know what's going on. All you need to know is that Murderface McKenzie has a perk that keeps him from setting off floor traps, but the same cannot be said for his companion.

So my new Skyrim runthrough with a lady orc tank (named Jehane d'Arc I cannot believe it didn't occur to me to call her Jehane d'Orc) was kind of boring because I couldn't really get into my character and give her a guiding impulse.

So I did it...
( warning for GIANT screenshots that I'm not bothering to resize right now )

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In which Murderface 2.0 breaks the game

Here's one more moment from my latest Skyrim adventure

All right, I gave up and did it...

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