Things Toby has said while playing Ghost of Tsushima

[climbs house, runs around roof, jumps off roof] Surprise samurai!!! Damn, nobody’s here.

(You can have Jin, the PC, disrobe, climb into a hot spring and muse on one of a few topics that are presented to you. Yes you get to see samurai butt. We both admired the samurai butt this session because we managed to hit the hot spring at the Golden Hour when the sun was setting and bathing the scene, and the butt, in a warm glow.)

Ooh, steel, sweet! Sorry lady, I know you wanna get off this ship and everything but samurai-in’ ain’t cheap.

opening a chest while looting a ship Cool. This job has paid for itself.

considering what to do next You know, that’s going to be a slog. Just a lot of Mongol-killin’.

enters house Good afternoon, I’m not taking off my sandals because you haven’t taken yours off, either.