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Bugs and glitches in Microsoft Flight Simulator. (spoiler: it uses procedural generation to fill in some things, leading to various monuments looking like office blocks, and errors in sources lead to other things, like a 212-floor office tower in Melbourne...)

Things Toby says while playing Ghost of Tsushima

Mongols just standing there minding their business, then I came in and fucked up their Christmas...hey, that rhymes!

(sees red enemy outline around dogs) Are you going to make me kill dogs? Dammit. I’m going to try to kill everyone but dogs. (Did he? Did he? I’ll let you speculate on that!)

(Fighting a Mongol boss) I don’t speak douchbag, sorry.

Sorry about the mess! Most of that was the Mongols!

(grabbing supplies and steel from peasants before riding out of town.) Grabbing supplies! These are, um, Mongol supplies!

(an enemy starts shooting at him while he’s fighting another) No! No arrow shit!