Last week I posted the response from the HOA when we asked if we needed to get approval just to remove dead bushes from our yard, the ominous "You do not need to submit to remove the dead."
I'm sure that some of you were "Uh, why would you bother to ask about that, it's self-evident that they'd want dead bushes gone, right?" and others, perhaps people drifting through since most of y'all who are regulars are pretty nice about this sort of thing, were like "This is why I'd never buy a house in an HOA!!"
To answer part 2 of that: this was the compromise between cost of house and distance from work, as in if we wanted a house not in an HOA, it was either spend
significantly more, drop a metric ton of cash in renovations, or spend 45 minutes twice a day on angry Texas freeways to get to and from work.
For part 1 of the question, on Friday we got an answer from the compliance coordinator of the agency that the HOA uses to manage the business end of the organization. They're the people that do the driving round snapping photos of the dead bushes in your yard and sending you nastygrams, and things like that. Said coordinator told that no, we HAD to get approval just to remove, and copied a letter sent last year from the HOA to homeowners that included the sentence "All landscape and hardscape changes in front yard must be pre-approved by the Architectural Control Committee (ACC)."
Riight. So
myrialux emailed them back saying that we'd talked to the board member in charge of that, and she'd specifically told us we don't need approval to remove the dead stuff. This morning the compliance coordinator emailed us back to let us know that they'd spoken to that board member and that she'd said yes we can remove the dead stuff. And said we could contact her directly if we needed additional information, helpfully telling us her name and giving us her email.
Yes, that would be the person we specifically said that we had talked to previously. GAH.
Anyway, today's ominous sentence is "yes you can remove the dead but need to submit for the replacement." I present to you, Midjourney's interpretation of both the previous Ominous Pronouncement and today's Ominous Pronouncement!
( hah I bet you didn't think you'd be forced to look at Midjourney stuff for an HOA post! UNDEAD Midjourney stuff, even! )