welcome to camp telophase

Hah! You didn’t count on me having curry rice! Fucker. (Restores health in
battle)

I’ll hit you in the butt. I don’t care.

Even if I hit “jump”? Really?

It occurs to me I could be an abject coward. I don’t have to fight this
fucker. I can be like discretion is the better part of valor. Fuck this
guy. (He was fighting the guy to get 20 shock arrows but realized he had
collected 15 and could just buy 5.)