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...people have been generating some awesome episode descriptions for an anime based on the titles of spam messages I found in my spam folder. If you haven't seen them since I posted them, go look!

If there's interest, I'll post another set of titles, too. Perhaps a shoujo series this time...?

Elsewhere, I had a small discussion with someone about a spam link that read "Generics without prescription from licensed online pharmacy! Gabapentin!", wherein I observed that it sounded like an episode title from an anime series.

Which has just inspired me to comb through my spam file on my other email account for titles.

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It seems bertie Kwasneski has seen fit to send me one of the more surreal spam emails I've gotten in a while:

Full the nights of your lobe with a real male power HUSSEIN Cataldi

I just received a spam with the subject line:

Live ducks in the bedroom could be a cause rather than a cure for marital strife.

Ya think?

I had a spammail today whose subject line was full of promise.

Man in hot pants struts in boots, cheers city

Unfortunately it was a slightly incoherent message importuning me to buy someone's stock before December 11th.

This one is straight Ginsburg, and probably should be performed aloud for the best effect.

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Following in the footsteps of

tesstrosa, who is posting found poetry from spam in her LJ, here is one I received today. No editing but for the insertion of line breaks where it seemed appropriate and the removal of superfluous spaces:

( Urgent Notification #320185083635 )

welcome to camp telophase

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