Overheard at Panera
Mar. 8th, 2018 03:15 pmLast week Toby and I ate dinner at Panera, and sat near a woman with a loud voice who regaled us all her dinner companion with various stories and opinions. Near the end of the meal, I made notes on what I remembered she said.
1. Speed dating hack: bring snacks like beef jerky bites. The other women at the event told her she was cheating.
2. Something about the Rothschilds and “I totally support her. She has evidence proving she’s a duchess.”
3. A weird metaphor about monkeys reaching into pockets and “I don’t want to be that monkey.”