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I have been stuck on hold with IKEA customer service for twenty minutes now. The only thing stopping me from hanging up is the sure and certain knowledge that if it's this bad at this time in the morning, it'll be even worse later on.

Today's QOTD is...

Today's question of the day, broguht to you by my idly musing on Skyrim and the true lycanthropic nature of the inner circle of the Companions, is: so how do you do battlefield medicine on someone who has a tendency to fursplode under stress?


okay in Skyrim they can only fursplode once a day unless they have a certain magical McGuffin, so you just wait until they turn human-shaped again and hope they don't die in the meantime, but the question still stands for subsequent days

Aroooooooo!

(Even if you don't normally read these, it may be worth scrolling to the bottom to see the pics of one of my all-time favorite glitches.)

We last left our antihero sitting in his house contemplating his recently expanded family. He needs someone to take care of his daughters, as he’s always away on business trips looting and pillaging and he assumes they probably eat and such. He needs someone who will stay home to take care of the girls and tend his house with loving care while he is away. What he needs is…

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Things Toby said while playing Witcher 3

Not as much fun stuff as Fallout 4, because he's still grokking the controls so there's more frustration than glee.

(Struggling with controls for riding the horse) Trying not to kill people, trying not to destroy infrastructure.

What the hell are you doing...oh, you're a tree.

I'm gonna go witcher over in this direction.

Gentlemen! (attacks) Oh! In twain!

Oy! I saved your life! Oh. I saved a barber.



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