Hm

Toby's frying bacon without his shirt on. Perhaps not the most painless way of not messing up his shirt.

(I reminded him of our apron.)

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Avatar: The Legend of Korra premieres on my wedding day. I feel this is an omen.




(of what? Well, of setting the DVR, for one...)

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Hunger Games name generator.

Your name is Valerian Scrabbledeen

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 3 tribute in the 60th Hunger Games!

You were killed by kissing another tribute only to realize they twisted a knife in your gut.

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Pim Babyshaker

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 7 tribute in the 5th Hunger Games!

You were killed by a spear.

ETA:

Your name is Lemongrass Jambox

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 6 tribute in the 52nd Hunger Games!

You were killed by unrequited love.

All right, now I'm going to start signing myself as "Lemongrass Jambox."