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Your name is Valerian Scrabbledeen

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 3 tribute in the 60th Hunger Games!

You were killed by kissing another tribute only to realize they twisted a knife in your gut.

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Pim Babyshaker

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 7 tribute in the 5th Hunger Games!

You were killed by a spear.

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Your name is Lemongrass Jambox

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 6 tribute in the 52nd Hunger Games!

You were killed by unrequited love.

All right, now I'm going to start signing myself as "Lemongrass Jambox."

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Tobee Goldenwood

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 8 tribute in the 44th Hunger Games!

You were killed by being stung by a swarm of tracker jackers.

HAH

I loved the first book - might even see the movie, altho I guess it'll be, uh, violent.

I haven't read them yet; might, might not. Although I still love "Lemongrass Jambox." XD

It's a lot like the Matrix trilogy: the first book is a perfect little pop gem, the second is all OMG WTF is even going on here, and the third is a hot mess in which Everyone Dies. Especially women.

If I get around to reading it, I may just stop with the first one, then. :)

I would seriously, seriously advise that, yeah - Rache has a great LJ post about the fucked-up nature of the third book, and the second book is really just a giant ball of Meh. First one's great, tho.

Juniper Frustlock

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 9 tribute in the 57th Hunger Games!

You were killed by an ironic situation used to point out your character flaws established earlier in the book.

Okay, JUNIPER FRUSTLOCK is totally my new pseudonym.

I put my name in as Lemongrass Jambox when I set up mail on Toby's old iPad, and it's propagated to all my Gmail stuff, as far as I can tell. XD

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