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Used Baboon Disposal
Happy Buzzard of Happiness

Zanpakuto Name: Leftover Pizza
Release Command: "Where's my bucket?"

Zanpakuto Name: Sexy Badger
Release Command: "Grab!"

Zanpakuto Name: Not Work Safe Badger
Release Command: "Wind Me Up!"

Zanpakuto Name: Sonic Banana of Gertrude
Release Command: "Stomp!"

Zanpakuto Name: Lutefisk Dispenser
Release Command: "Knot!"

Zanpakuto Name: Feral Machine
Release Command: "By the Great Prophet Zarquon!"

Zanpakuto Name: Existential Inconvenience Mangler
Release Command: "Swim!"

Zanpakuto Name: Sousaphone the Hoopy Frood
Release Command: "Have a Nice Day!"

I swear I will do art for the first person to work "Lutefisk Dispenser" into a piece of fiction.

I also think I will be using the same list of weapon names from the real generator, because if it goes too far outfield, it ends up being surreal rather than parodic - it loses its connection the the real thing. But the descriptive phrases that sometimes tack on to the end will be ... interesting. :)

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I could have sworn Garrison Keillor already did. :-)

Zanpakuto Name: Not Work Safe Badger
Release Command: "Wind Me Up!"

O_o; sounds dirty XD

Here's a few more!

Meta-actor: is CRRRAWWWLLLIINNNGGG IIINNN ITS SKIIINNNN; that tastes just like what Grandma used to make; that hates you

More release commands (if you haven't already thought of them):
"I'd tap that."
"Hot."
"SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE."
"Would you like fries with that?"
"It's a quiet week in Lake Wobegon..." (because we included the lutefisk, mang)

"Used Baboon Disposal" -- Oooh, now Zabimaru's pissed.

I can't get "Used Baboon Disposal Squad" out of my head. I'll have to name something that. XD

Oooh! Keep it it?

Do you want that data I had?

Ooh, yes please. :D telophase14 at gmail dot com

Zanpakuto Name: Teflon-Coated Macaroon

Release Command: "What's Behind Door Number 3?"

Weapon Type: cestus

Well, at least it won't stick to your teeth ...

Zanpakuto Name: Spawn Disposal Squad

Release Command: "Cling!"

Weapon Type: set of bolas

Favored weapon of daycare providers after a rough day!

Zanpakuto Name: Sexy Bottle Brush from Philadelphia

Release Command: "Hasten!"

Weapon Type: kodachi

Ummm, no comment.

I think it's working ... I've been sniggering uncontrollably for the past 15 minutes. I got "Taxes from Texas" at some point ... did you plan that, O Most Indispensible of Texans?

BTW, did yoyo and boomerang ever make it into the weapons lists? If not, maybe they should become actors!

Boomerang's been in the weapons list, but yoyo hasn't. I think I can add even weirder weapons to this as weapons, for the heck of it.

PH33R MY BATTLE YOYO!

Zanpakuto Name: Incontinent Rat Shredder
Release Command: "Wash! All over!"
Weapon Type: kodachi

Zanpakuto Name: Old-Fashioned Technicality that Tastes Just Like Grandma Used to Make
Release Command: "Tag You're It!"
Weapon Type: sarissa

Zanpakuto Name: Turkey Twaddler
Release Command: "Why, Hello There, Sailor!"
Weapon Type: francisca

NO COMMENT. NONE.

:-D

In the new series (just started last month!) by Akamine Kamijyo (SDK), the bouncy girl thief Lu LaRue is armed with a fairly effective yoyo ... at least, it's effective as long as her opponents are other thieves (see "The Silvery Crow" on Kuu Scans if you're at all curious; sanada is doing the translation scripts for their scanlation on this one).

I now own the first ten volumes of SDK. DAMN YOU. (Have read partway through 8.)

And speaking of you icon, one of the commands I put into the generator was "Accessorize!", and I was totally thinking of Yumichika. :)

Yay! SDK eats another brain!!! And you're still in the first story arc, before the whole cracktastic huge Mibu Clan part really gets going!

How'd you like Yukimura at the tournament? And afterward? ("Funny how even the nastiest people's houses look good on fire ... ") And the scene with his brother? And the fishing pole scene?! Isn't Akira just a wonderful mess ... ? And how 'bout that kid Sasuke? ... trails off into happy wibbling ....

Yukimura's growing on me. I didn't like him at first, but now I do. XD

It was really the "Oda Nobunaga: Demon King!!" that catapulted me over the edge into the SPECIAL crack. XD XD XD

Why, yes - Nobunaga is just one of Kamijyo's totally accurate historical figures ... and Yukimura-san is, of course, another!

I guess Yukimura starts out as pretty annoying and silly - although really, he had me from the moment he suddenly gets that sweetly evil smirk on his face in the fight with the ninjas, and says "If you stand behind me, you'll be dead." Something about his sudden transformation from the harmless drunken idiot who gets kneed by Yuya to this overly pretty killing machine, with that one little drop of blood on his face ... . His totally serious rage when Haira kills his own fleeing henchman cemented the crush.

He gets his own two-issue background story at the end of vol. 11.

I like Akira because he is so totally 19 years old - at one moment, he seems smarter and in some ways more evil then anyone else, then suddenly he's once again Kyo's preadolescent fanboy.

Ooh, ooh! I love the new additions. XD

"At the command "Rock and roll!" Savage Shoe of Happiness, an uneven chain mace, has the spiky bit on the end fall off and roll under the couch."

Awesome.

"Saxophone is a creepy boomerang which extends across the street. Its release command is "Splatter!" whereupon it explodes."