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Used Baboon Disposal
Happy Buzzard of Happiness

Zanpakuto Name: Leftover Pizza
Release Command: "Where's my bucket?"

Zanpakuto Name: Sexy Badger
Release Command: "Grab!"

Zanpakuto Name: Not Work Safe Badger
Release Command: "Wind Me Up!"

Zanpakuto Name: Sonic Banana of Gertrude
Release Command: "Stomp!"

Zanpakuto Name: Lutefisk Dispenser
Release Command: "Knot!"

Zanpakuto Name: Feral Machine
Release Command: "By the Great Prophet Zarquon!"

Zanpakuto Name: Existential Inconvenience Mangler
Release Command: "Swim!"

Zanpakuto Name: Sousaphone the Hoopy Frood
Release Command: "Have a Nice Day!"

I swear I will do art for the first person to work "Lutefisk Dispenser" into a piece of fiction.

I also think I will be using the same list of weapon names from the real generator, because if it goes too far outfield, it ends up being surreal rather than parodic - it loses its connection the the real thing. But the descriptive phrases that sometimes tack on to the end will be ... interesting. :)