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Used Baboon Disposal
Happy Buzzard of Happiness
Zanpakuto Name: Leftover Pizza
Release Command: "Where's my bucket?"
Zanpakuto Name: Sexy Badger
Release Command: "Grab!"
Zanpakuto Name: Not Work Safe Badger
Release Command: "Wind Me Up!"
Zanpakuto Name: Sonic Banana of Gertrude
Release Command: "Stomp!"
Zanpakuto Name: Lutefisk Dispenser
Release Command: "Knot!"
Zanpakuto Name: Feral Machine
Release Command: "By the Great Prophet Zarquon!"
Zanpakuto Name: Existential Inconvenience Mangler
Release Command: "Swim!"
Zanpakuto Name: Sousaphone the Hoopy Frood
Release Command: "Have a Nice Day!"
I swear I will do art for the first person to work "Lutefisk Dispenser" into a piece of fiction.
I also think I will be using the same list of weapon names from the real generator, because if it goes too far outfield, it ends up being surreal rather than parodic - it loses its connection the the real thing. But the descriptive phrases that sometimes tack on to the end will be ... interesting. :)
Happy Buzzard of Happiness
Zanpakuto Name: Leftover Pizza
Release Command: "Where's my bucket?"
Zanpakuto Name: Sexy Badger
Release Command: "Grab!"
Zanpakuto Name: Not Work Safe Badger
Release Command: "Wind Me Up!"
Zanpakuto Name: Sonic Banana of Gertrude
Release Command: "Stomp!"
Zanpakuto Name: Lutefisk Dispenser
Release Command: "Knot!"
Zanpakuto Name: Feral Machine
Release Command: "By the Great Prophet Zarquon!"
Zanpakuto Name: Existential Inconvenience Mangler
Release Command: "Swim!"
Zanpakuto Name: Sousaphone the Hoopy Frood
Release Command: "Have a Nice Day!"
I swear I will do art for the first person to work "Lutefisk Dispenser" into a piece of fiction.
I also think I will be using the same list of weapon names from the real generator, because if it goes too far outfield, it ends up being surreal rather than parodic - it loses its connection the the real thing. But the descriptive phrases that sometimes tack on to the end will be ... interesting. :)
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Why, yes - Nobunaga is just one of Kamijyo's totally accurate historical figures ... and Yukimura-san is, of course, another!
I guess Yukimura starts out as pretty annoying and silly - although really, he had me from the moment he suddenly gets that sweetly evil smirk on his face in the fight with the ninjas, and says "If you stand behind me, you'll be dead." Something about his sudden transformation from the harmless drunken idiot who gets kneed by Yuya to this overly pretty killing machine, with that one little drop of blood on his face ... . His totally serious rage when Haira kills his own fleeing henchman cemented the crush.
He gets his own two-issue background story at the end of vol. 11.
I like Akira because he is so totally 19 years old - at one moment, he seems smarter and in some ways more evil then anyone else, then suddenly he's once again Kyo's preadolescent fanboy.