A few photos...

[telophase]

You know how sometimes you reach into the dryer and drag out almost all of the items, and one item manages to escape your clutches and remain in the dryer?

You turn around for HALF A SECOND to put your armload of clothing down and...





Let's play "Spot the Spork!"




Did you find it?




Remember a week back when I said I was dating the Antichrist? Here's the proof:




And one last shot of the cat, who is currently collarless because I finally found it and put it back on her, and within thirty minutes she'd managed to get her jaw stuck in it and then a leg stuck in it:



(I got her out of the dryer easily: throwing cold wet clothing on her did the trick. She would like you all to know that I am a mean and cruel kitty owner.)

Comments

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Aw. I really can't blame the kitty. Stuff right out of the dryer is so delicious and warm.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

And she usually pays no attention whatsoever to warm-from-the-dryer clothing! Or soft surfaces! She likes cold, hard surfaces!

O HAI, PLZ CLOSE DOOR, THERES A DRAFT, K THX GNITE

[movingfinger.livejournal.com]

Our cat also does that lightning-fast colonization trick, with Stare of Defiance, daring anyone to disturb an innocent animal which has obviously been right here in this comfortable pile of clean laundry/suitcase/chair you just got up from for hours already.

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure who looks more demonic, the Antichrist or your glowy-eyed dryer cat.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I believe the glowy-eyed dryer cat was actually shooting eyebeams of DEFIANCE at me at the time, so probably her.

[xebra42.livejournal.com]

My kitty did this!! Does yours find plastic bags oh so fun and special to lay on? My two will fight over a bag if I leave it on the floor.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

She goes in spells of liking plastic bags. Right now, she's not so hot on them. A while back there was this piece of cardboard that was the hot spot to be. Right now, it's just the rug in the pictures above. :)

[yukie1013.livejournal.com]

My cat's currently on top of an empty Amazon JP shipping box. Why? We just don't know.

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

KITTEH

Mine says that I am a mean and cruel kitteh owner for flipping him on his back and removing sixteen metric tons of excess fur from his tummy with my kitty-comb, but I maintain that it was for his own good and that he and the furniture are both happier that way.

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

What a strange kitty. I'm surprised that mine has never tried to jump in the dryer when I have the door open. The only thing he does is look inside and then walks away. The thing he's taken up to laying in right now is a box lid we put on the floor for him when hubby was going through some bank statements and didn't want the cat to be laying all over his papers. I don't see how that lid would be comfortable right now considering his body heat and the cardboard absorbing his heat. But he looks quite content, even if his chin is laying on the edge of the lid (ouch!). We took some recent pics of him laying in the lid and this blanket we have draped over the room divider.

Two things the cat does that annoys the shit out of me:

1. trying to put clean clothes away that I have in a pile on the bed and he thinks that it was made for him to lay on, ESPECIALLY black clothes!

2. putting clean sheets on the bed, you have to make sure you close the bedroom door or he'll jump on the empty bed and you are forced to put the sheets over him till he gets the hint to get the hell out or off the bed till I'm done. It doesn't help that hubby urges the cat to hurry up and get on the bed while we're trying to put the sheets on.

The pic with the spork slays me.

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

I hear you on both things. and it doesn't help that a good majority of my clothes are black or dark colored.

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

You'll only get this if you're a fan of old British TV shows, but the last photo just demands the caption:

"I am the new Number Two. You ... are Number Six."

[keilexandra]

Aww, the Antichrist picture isn't showing up for me... pooey.

[pzb.livejournal.com]

Ya know, mine actually LIKES having cold, wet clothes thrown on him. This has become the weekly ritual.