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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2007-05-19 02:42 pm

Sample results from the kinkfic generator...

...placed in a separate post from the announcement so I don't have to scroll through the whole thing in every email notification to the previous post. :)



Fairly innocent results:

Your story is a romance between a temperamental person and a samurai. The lovers experience unrequited love and flirting while in the dark.

(Sounds an awful lot like Rurouni Kenshin to me.)

The story begins with floor pillows, and ends with a romantic weekend. It features a bishounen and a devoted single dad, but the overall narrative is pure wish-fulfilment.

Your narrative is a campfire or trail scene. It begins in a barracks. There is poetry and an alternate version of a character who meets a super-soldier. It ends with shower sex.

The story starts as a charismatic character encounters selflessness while in the Casbah. The overall narrative is about evil seeking to change.



More prurient results:

It begins with a villain with principles in the moonlight. This person meets an indrawn breath and together they encounter a suspension harness and computers taking over. The story winds up in the lamplight and features sweaty exertion. The overall narrative is a fuck or die scenario.

(I accidentally put "an indrawn breath" in the "Person" category. 'Tis fixed now.)

The villain of this piece is a ponyboy, while the hero is a priest. The plot begins with time-travel in the public eye. The ending includes elements of clenching and premature ejaculation.

The narrative features sex between alternate versions of characters. Romance blossoms between a sultan and a rude person, while difficulties they encounter include cock worship and a butt plug worn during sex.



Random comments:

Your story begins with sex outdoors. In a magical land there is a computer geek who has chronic pain. The protagonist experiences things like a caress of breath and selflessness. It finally ends with itchiness and scratching.

Sex outdoors can lead to uncomfortable poison ivy rashes...


The hero is a law enforcement figure, and the villain is a villain.
The villain is revealed to be a villain.

And the story is a story.


The villain of this piece is a daddy's girl, while the hero is an ugly-beautiful character. The plot begins with space travel in a seraglio. The ending includes elements of singing and body swap.

Sounds like it was written by Spider Robinson.

[identity profile] nekonexus.livejournal.com 2007-05-19 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
The story starts as a genius encounters cocks rubbing together while in a brothel. The overall narrative is a ghost in the machine scenario.

Because really, what else would you expect to find in a brothel? *snickers*

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-05-19 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Those geniuses can be so ignorant in some respects. XD

[identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com 2007-05-19 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray, you did it!

Oh, the difficulties of cock worship. It can really throw a spanner in the works.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-05-19 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I needed to get some serious procrastination done. XD

[identity profile] frostedelves.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
This is hilarious and awesome. I've gotten some very plausible plots out of it so far-- and also "a feral character. This person has a strap-on."

That is the best cracked-out mental image. Girl raised by wolves! Girl "rescued" by neighboring tribe of hot young things! Girl finds strap-on! Girl establishes pack dominance in new tribe the traditional way!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
The hero of this story is a dyke who has a cock ring.