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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2024-08-01 09:43 pm

Things Toby Said while playing FFVII Rebirth

Actually he didn’t say this but hey I have a series going.

FFVII Rebirth, in addition to the thrilling Zamboni, valve, and lurching gameplay, also has slowly-opening-a-door gameplay!

Also you can’t pet the cats or Red XIII. This game is bullshit.

(In the roughly 2-3 hours of introductory gameplay it really is making a case for being FFVII: The Filler Episode. I swear to dog if Vincent Valentine is in this for only the last five minutes of the game, I will throw the controller through the window. ([personal profile] myrialux is actually playing so I can’t do it without wresting it from him but you get the point.)
tessercat: character Ezio from the Assassin's Creed game franchaise (ass creed)

[personal profile] tessercat 2024-08-02 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That is absolute bullshit. Even ass creed knows the importance of petting the cats and dogs!