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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2021-04-01 09:03 pm

Things Toby Says while Playing Doom Eternal

The freaking Doomslayer can’t punch under water? What kind of bullshit isthis shit?

Oh, this isn’t going to be a fight at all. Well, it’s Doom; it’s always a fight.

Let’s make this personal!

Oh good. I’ve been saving this for you. Oh, you have a buddy.

I had one shot left in that cannon when I killed that second one. Haha!

And my parents were worried about Mortal Kombat.