Things Toby says while playing Ghost of Tsushima

[telophase]

Mongols just standing there minding their business, then I came in and fucked up their Christmas...hey, that rhymes!

(sees red enemy outline around dogs) Are you going to make me kill dogs? Dammit. I’m going to try to kill everyone but dogs. (Did he? Did he? I’ll let you speculate on that!)

(Fighting a Mongol boss) I don’t speak douchbag, sorry.

Sorry about the mess! Most of that was the Mongols!

(grabbing supplies and steel from peasants before riding out of town.) Grabbing supplies! These are, um, Mongol supplies!

(an enemy starts shooting at him while he’s fighting another) No! No arrow shit!

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[camwyn]

Also, the best thing in the world is to stumble across a Mongol camp where they have a bear in a cage and unlock the cage. Then run.

You get flying Mongols a few seconds later. It's great.

[telophase]

The one time I saw him do it, he snuck into the camp, released the bear and...the bear snuffled around behind the cage and refused to go after any Mongols, so he just killed it and took its hide. XD