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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2020-05-11 11:20 am

Things Toby says while playing FFVII

We’re in a part where the main party is going through an office building at night. There’s a cafeteria and of course Toby sends Cloud running through the chairs.

“Fuck yo’ cafeteria! Shit strewn everywhere! This can only be the work of AVALANCHE!”

[AVALANCHE is the eco-terrorist group the main characters are in, which fights against Shinra]

“Stealing from the Shinra pension fund!”

Also there are escalators in the building and Toby’s taking every one of them, ignoring the stairs next to them. I wonder how many players do
that...?

We have established the game won’t let you go down the up escalator, but that if you don’t move Cloud at the top of the escalator it usually delivers the other two characters right into you in an entertaining manner.

Toby has now opted to take the party up 59 floors of stairs instead of taking the elevator. One of the party is not happy and he and Cloud are arguing as they climb.

Ha! The characters are slowing down the higher they go!

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