Things Toby said while playing Far Cry 5

[telophase]

Oh, shit, my dude is down!

I don't like beeping things. (an explosive)

Dude, you are lucky I've got friendly fire turned off.

Is that a zip line? It's a zip line! Sweet!

You guys need to get away from the thing I want to destroy. Seriously, it's bad shit.

[on picking a woman as the PC] I'm going to Annie Oakley it.

[on reading the instructions to make dynamite] HEEEEEEEELL YES!

Yeah, great, now I'm carrying fucking nitro. That's AWESOME.

[on plans to get the companion grizzly bear named Cheeseburger as soon as the game will allow] "Plus, you know, like, Cheeseburger the bear doesn't say stupid things like that NPC--'Maybe we deserved this'--He just says I'M GONNA EAT YOU!"

Ranger station? More like DANGER station!

NPC: I'm on the move!
Toby: That's another thing the bear won't say.

Aluminum baseball bat as opposed to pipe. Hmmmmmm.

(climbing a radio tower) OH THERE'S A ZIP LINE!!!! :D :D :D

I can take the motorboat most of the way there. Let me see, I'll just turn west at the second bridge...THERE'S A PLANE! No, I'll take the boat.

*sigh* Guys, animal abuse, really?

[He also keeps accidentally throwing his weapons down when he tries to loot bodies]

Comments

[ckd]

I haven't yet bought FC5 but probably will after I get home from trips. OTOH I'm still in the middle of AC: Origins so I could stay busy and wait for a price drop.

[telophase]

From the reviews I've seen, and from the couple of hours of gameplay I watched: it's a Far Cry game. Nothing so special you need to drop everything and buy at the highest price. XD