Things Toby said while playing Fallout 4 the other night

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• Oh! The arterial spray!
• You can try to take that Pepsi challenge, but I already did. As [a friend of ours] says, don't start none, won't be none. Except I always win.
• No blood to spill today? Looks like you got plenty!
• Let's play Pin the Bullet on the Super Mutant. Fun for the whole family!
• You don't need that leg...oh ho ho! He flew!
• Fine! I'll just shoot you in the leg, then! You don't need that knee.
• Is that a freakin glowing skull? That's not creepy at all. I can't pick it up. Damn.