Things Toby said while playing Witcher

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After Geralt falls off a ladder: Ugh! Freakin lack of OSHA standards! It's like working for the Empire. I say the reason the Empire has no railings is that Sith Lords walk around with their sabers held out like this and cut off all the railings.

Ready to get it on! *attacks* Anyone else want a little?

There appear to be bad guys below. Hey! Awesome! You guys are the XP I've been waiting for! Or not.

On a tracking quest: Did I just make a big circle? This asshole told me to turn left. I think I made a big circle. Fucking maggot.


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Comments

[yhlee]

My husband and I have the theory that the reason the Empire has no railings is that that's how they get rid of really stupid baby Sith. Also elevators. I have ignominiously been crushed to death by elevators because I wasn't paying attention (usually writing while gaming...). :p