Things Toby has said while playing Witcher Iii

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You can't spell Pirate without Irate!

Really Geralt? Really? You deserve to have hit your head.

(Geralt ignites a torch with magic) Ladies love it!

(upon improving armor pants with glyphs that increase his fire magic) Pants on FUCKING FIRE is what Geralt's doing!



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Comments

[yhlee]

You're so lucky to get witty dialogue. Joe mostly only talks when he's swearing at the game. ;)

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Don't get me wrong--there's been enough difficulty with this game that there has been LOTS of swearing!

Including "Fuck damn bugger bugger bugger BUGGER BUGGER fuck goddammit!" at one point.

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[yhlee]

Ahhhh, so we're getting the edited for maximum amusement edition? ;)

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Yup! XD

And now he's going through Geralt's inventory and muttering to himself as he sells and scraps stuff.

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[yhlee]

Hee!

I won't lie, I hate managing my inventory so I always make Joe do it for me. I am a REALLY LAZY gamer and Joe is super-obsessive about maximizing lootage potential, soooooo...XD

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I read this out to Toby and he said there's no way he's doing that with this game as that would be insane. And I agree--there's soooo many different things for crafting and such that it'd be a huge pain.

One good thing the game does is have you commission a crafter to craft stuff for you rather than assume you're an expert smith like Skyrim does.

Toby hates the interface--it's intricate and clumsy. Might be better on the PC but the console is difficult.

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[movingfinger]

"You can't spell Pirate without Irate!"

If Cole Porter didn't use this, perhaps the someday Galavant Broadway show will.

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Toby confesses that he stole that line from Maddox. When I enquired as to who or what Maddox was, Toby had to give it a good hard think, and finally settled on "Internet personality."