Question!

So, given this:

In his book The Uses of the University the former Chancellor of the University of California at Berkeley, Clark Kerr, suggested that a university President has three key tasks which his or her main stakeholders will expect to see achieved: ‘sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.’ Only the last of these, he suggested, presented a problem.

Another related bon mot also attributed to him is that a university consists of ‘a series of individual faculty entrepreneurs held together by a common grievance over car parking.’
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If there was a Renaissance-level university (that was more contained on a campus than medieval universities had been) which therefore, because Renaissance, had no parking...what would be the universal complaint among the faculty?