In today's email

From: FROM: COCA-COLA COMPANY [mailto:dragonfly@cantv.net]
Sent: Thursday, August 08, 2013 9:13 AM
To: cocacolacompanypricepromo3@gmail.com
Subject: FROM: COCA-COLA COMPANY PRIZE REDEMPTION CENTRE OPENS ATTACHMENT EMAIL US BACK.

KINDLY VIEW THE ATTACHED FILE.

No, I don't think I will. Thank you.

If you need a dose of surreal humor this morning...

...here's an article on the @Horse_ebooks spambot Twitter account, which by many accounts has achieved poetry.