...I get home to find a large box from Dish Network sitting on my front doorstep with big letters on the side admonishing me to send my Dish Network equipment back
immediately.
Small problem. I don't
have Dish Network equipment. I get cable and internet access through Ygnition Networks, which gives me Dish Network channels, but through an Ygnition cable box.*
So I call them and end up spending a very, very long time on hold while the very nice tech on the other end** sat on hold for a very long time until he got through to the Dish Network techs and worked out why I'd been sent it.
Apparently some Dish Networks tech had another customer on the line, but my account up for God only knows what reason*** and mistakenly put the order to return the equipment on mine. He says that it's all taken care of now and off my account, and I don't have to do a thing. *crosses fingers*
On the bright side, I got
chomiji's package with volume 1 of
Hoshin Engi and a nifty card that features a crow walking through a field in boots. Thank you! At least one bright spot in the day!
ETA: http://www.art.com/asp/display_artist-asp/_/crid--24726/Rudi_Hurzlmeier.htm* This is the
only option here if I want high-speed Internet. No DSL companies offer service here. I hate these monopoly things. I WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO LEAVE HERE IN THE SPRING.
** who was very apologetic about the hold times, but I think was quite surprised at how I wasn't getting angry and yelling at him, but was perfectly happy to hold. He didn't understand that as long as someone
was doing his job in a competent manner I was perfectly happy to sit back and let him do it.
*** Probably mistyping the telephone number. When I worked at AT&T it was really easy to get someone else's account by doing that. I think that's the real reason they ask you security questions at companies nowadays - to confirm
they have the correct account.