In the middle of a fight, when the stronger fighter screams at you to run away so you don't get hurt, it'll be better all around if you just stand there and gape for a while. They didn't really mean it. Especially if they told you to grab the helpless civilian bystander and get them out of there.
No matter how many times I see it, a giant waterfall of deadly cherry blossoms will never not be funny.
Your siege engines should always be more well-designed than your plots. Even when you have it built so that the friction of the rope around the wooden spindle will probably cause it to catch fire the way you're using it.
Strategy is for wusses.
No matter how many times I see it, a giant waterfall of deadly cherry blossoms will never not be funny.
Your siege engines should always be more well-designed than your plots. Even when you have it built so that the friction of the rope around the wooden spindle will probably cause it to catch fire the way you're using it.
Strategy is for wusses.