welcome to camp telophase

Ya know, I'm reluctantly coming to terms with the fact that hardly any of you see fit to comment to my LJ-by-texting posts* OK YES meganbmoore I AM GETTING TO THE POINT however I cannot begin to understand why only ONE of you commented on THIS post about the shirtless, tattooed Renji. ONE OF YOU. fmanalyst, so far ONLY YOU have the right to see shirtless tattooed Renji!**

The rest of you must EARN your shirtless, tattooed Renji! Who is NOT a plushie, a drawing, a parody or anything other than a NORMAL COSPLAYER. Or maybe NOT SO NORMAL. This is a shirtless tattooed Renji who IS IN POSSESSION OF A SIX-PACK THAT IS NOT BEER.

HOW MAY I EARN THIS SHIRTLESS TATTOOED RENJI? you may ask. Well, I CHARGE YOU TO GO BACK THROUGH MY A-KON POSTS AND MAKE RELEVANT COMMENTS! RELEVANT! "I'm commenting!" DOESN'T COUNT! Or you can order Project Blue Rose: Human Touch or any of the fine, fine literature on that website. Either way. I am a generous and magnanimous supreme leader of everything, after all.

THE POWER OF CAPSLOCK COMPELS YOU!


P.S. Anyone who finds a pic of this tattooed shirtless Renji on another site and posts it here is OFF THE FRIENDSLIST. Because that is NOT FUNNY and NOT PLAYING ALONG.***







* Guys? The entire reason I post to LJ is for the CONVERSATION. Which only happens when people RESPOND. :P


** Who is in possession of a nice six-pack, rachelmanija reminds me to post OK I HAVE POSTED IT NOW YOU CAN STOP TELLING ME TO.

*** IN response to rachelmanija's "What if someone found a different shirtless tattooed Renji...?" NO RULES LAWYERING!