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Ya know, I'm reluctantly coming to terms with the fact that hardly any of you see fit to comment to my LJ-by-texting posts* OK YES

meganbmoore I AM GETTING TO THE POINT however I cannot begin to understand why only ONE of you commented on THIS post about the shirtless, tattooed Renji. ONE OF YOU.

fmanalyst, so far ONLY YOU have the right to see shirtless tattooed Renji!**

The rest of you must EARN your shirtless, tattooed Renji! Who is NOT a plushie, a drawing, a parody or anything other than a NORMAL COSPLAYER. Or maybe NOT SO NORMAL. This is a shirtless tattooed Renji who IS IN POSSESSION OF A SIX-PACK THAT IS NOT BEER.

HOW MAY I EARN THIS SHIRTLESS TATTOOED RENJI? you may ask. Well, I CHARGE YOU TO GO BACK THROUGH MY A-KON POSTS AND MAKE RELEVANT COMMENTS! RELEVANT! "I'm commenting!" DOESN'T COUNT! Or you can order Project Blue Rose: Human Touch or any of the fine, fine literature on that website. Either way. I am a generous and magnanimous supreme leader of everything, after all.

THE POWER OF CAPSLOCK COMPELS YOU!

P.S. Anyone who finds a pic of this tattooed shirtless Renji on another site and posts it here is OFF THE FRIENDSLIST. Because that is NOT FUNNY and NOT PLAYING ALONG.***

* Guys? The entire reason I post to LJ is for the CONVERSATION. Which only happens when people RESPOND. :P

** Who is in possession of a nice six-pack,

rachelmanija reminds me to post OK I HAVE POSTED IT NOW YOU CAN STOP TELLING ME TO.

*** IN response to

rachelmanija's "What if someone found a different shirtless tattooed Renji...?" NO RULES LAWYERING!

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;_; I would have been commenting but I'm not in that fandom and don't know who renji is
T_T PLEASE DON'T BE ANGRY WITH ME GODDESS LIBRARIAN!

THERE ARE MANY MORE POSTS ON WHICH TO COMMENT! DO NOT DESPAIR!

I WILL TRY

DOES MY ALLCAPS PLEASE YOU!!!!???????
I HOPE THAT IT DOES
ARE YOU HAVING FUN
?
Seriously I've never been to a con. I envy you ;_;
I'm not even that into anime anymore and I'd still fancy going to one

I DID NOT KNOW THERE WAS SHIRTLESS RENJI D: i am fail and sad

I CAN PROVE IT! IF PEOPLE COMPLY!

GIFS GIFS GIFS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

EARN THOSE GIFS!

Is that...Shego cosplay?

Lub!

Yes. Yes, it is.

I DIDN"T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY D: D: I'm pregnant. I can be exempt yes? D: D:

Hey! I texted you!

YOU ARE NOW EXEMPT

YAYZ!

Oh, huh. I've never replied to anyone's text posts because I assumed they wouldn't be able to see the responses and it was more of just a way to make announcements. Does it send them to your phone or something?

Yeah, ditto! I always figure if someone's posting only via text, by the time they get to read e-mail comments, the comments will be pretty stale--so I don't comment on texted posts. :|

IT'S NOT BECAUSE WE DON'T LOVE YOU! I SWEAR!

THEY'RE NOT STALE UNTIL I SAY THEY'RE STALE!

I find a way to check comments. :)

There's a link on the user info page of her account that says "Send telophase a text message" - you can have a rather slo-mo conversation that way, although the two halves of the conversation don't end up logged together anywhere.

I was driving to/from my kid cousin's graduation Friday and Saturday, and I spent most of today out cold because I had to get up at 5:45 on Saturday morning (Morning graduation. In the middle of fucking Georgia. GOOD GOD THE HEAT), and didn't get home until 7:30 Saturday night.

Deal. ;-)

Didn't think you'd be able to check comments, telophase-sama!

Dude, you check your txtlj comments? If only I knew!!

If we can't post Renji six-pack, can we post other six-pack? Because, dude. Six-pack.

AND MY COMP IS ON RANDOM SOMEHOW FOR THE ICONS AND IT PICKED THIS ONE. I WAS SO AMUSED IT HAD TO STAY AND I HAD TO ENGAGE CAPLOCKS.

I spent my weekend cleaning, boozing, and writing crack!fic with Sephiroth and crack!Latin (http://tokyoroadkill.livejournal.com/23455.html). Surely this should exonerate me somehow.

This is actually Rachel. YES>

Oh, so other sixpack is OK?

OK!

Look (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/homasse/manflesh/large_CalvinKleinMAN.jpg)! It's (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/homasse/manflesh/042108.jpg) non (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/homasse/manflesh/Body1.jpg)-Renji (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/homasse/manflesh/manfront.jpg) sixpack (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/homasse/manflesh/Jones1img.jpg)!

Because I'm, y'know, good that way. With the providing man-abs thing. >XD

Mmmmmm, art reference....

Delicious, delicious art reference.

So where is the link? I can't find it.

Check your friendslist. :D

I didn't know if you could see comments! I AM SORRY D:

We all thought you were just teasing us. After all, you're texting because you don't have internet access, aren't you?

That doesn't mean I won't have internet access and want to see what people thought LATER!

See, my interest in shirtless tattooed Renji became much higher once I knew it was a cosplay instead of art. (Not that art isn't also exciting, but I don't watch enough Bleach to be more excited about shirtless tattooed Renji art than any other sort of artwork that is good.)

Are they real tattoos like the ones Renji has? Because that's kind of awesome.

Hey, now. Not everyone obsessively checks LJ over the weekend, especially not during a Squishy visit.

What is this I read? I come back from a long weekend away from home (and no, didn't go to Akon) and all I see is about a shirtless tattooed Renji!!!

Six-packs don't do much of anything for me. *shrug*