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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2007-08-30 06:43 pm
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Magical Girl Pretty Boromir

Still have not made it to Akihabara. Will stop posting about going to it in LJ because every time I post that we're going, we don't. Ended up in Ikebukuro, at the Mandarake there because it was (a) easier to find from the station than the Akihabara one and (b) specialized in shoujo. Bought a metric ton of doujinshi, mostly Bleach because I know that what I don't like I can offload on eBay and on LJ. :D Bought a couple of Death Note ones that turned out to be good enough that I don't think I'll sell them.

[livejournal.com profile] rachelmanija determined that she was NOT going to be leaving the store without at least on Lord of the Rings doujinshi, just because. She bought 3, two of which we looked at during lunch, and which turned out, disappointingly, to be novels (i.e. text fanfic) and not manga. But one of them has Boromir in a fluffy dress on the cover, so it ought to be worth it for just that.

For those of you who requested particular doujinshi: it's almost impossible to find them without knowing much about them, because the only order there is in the store is pairing, so oh well. :) For the one of you who requested Kyo/Yuya pr0n, no go because there were only four SDK doujinshi there and they all had terrible cover art. Friends don't buy friends bad art.

We poked trhough a lot of the Naruto doujinshi and were traumatized by one that seemed to feature, according to the cover, Kakashi/Sasuke bloodplay. It was even worse than that sounds. However, there was a shopgirl dressed like L behind the counter of the store, so that went a long way towards un-traumatizing us. And as I was lugging aorund this plastic basket full of doujinshi, there were a lot of Japanese girls giving the basket disapproving glances. Either they were jealous that I could afford that much, or they thoght I was insane.

Surprisingly, there were only about four Furuba doujinshi there. Over in the Harry Potter section, Rachel discovered a slim volume with a jet black cover inscribed in gold with the words "The boy and the potions master." She was tempted, but opted for the Magical Girl Pretty Boromir instead.

Aside from doujinshi, there's a few things about Japan that I keep meaning to post on. First, I have obviously, at some deep level, decided that mana and anime are completely and utterly fictional and nothing like the real world, because every time I run into something here that I've seen in manga or anime, it's a shock.

Secondly: no napkins! (Or, perhaps, serviettes for you Brits.) Some restaurants will give you a warm, damp towel to sponge off your hands before your meal, but even when they don't, you won't get a napkin. Occasionally there may some paper napkins in a box on the table, but often there aren't. You're just expected not to be messy, I think.

Thirdly: I have only encountered those fancy Japanese toilets you hear about in those "Gosh look at those wacky Japanese!" TV programs in department stores and, ironically, the temple in Koyasan. Nobody seems to use any of the thins they can do. I will say, however, that a heated seat is just about the last thing you want on a hot summer day.

Fourthly: Japanese men, at least in Tokyo, spend quite a good deal of time on their appearance. This is something of which I approve.

Fifthly: the manpurse. The well-dressed Japanese gentlemen needs something in which to carry his cellphone, copy of Shounen Jump, the handkerchief with which he wipes his sweat, and whatever else he requires to maintain his person. Thus, he needs his manpurse. Most of the manpurses I've seen tend to be disguised as messenger bags or look a wee bit like briefcases, but the department stores sell a wide range of manpurses all over the feminine-masculine spectrum, and Rachel and I have seen, at two different times, men proudly sporting silver lamé manpurses.

Sixthly: Rachel reminds me of the Vision in Pink we saw on the subway in Osaka on the way back from Koyasan. She had a white lace eyelet blouse that tied at the neck, but a pink skirt, hose with pink butterflies at the ankle picked out in pink rhinestones, pink high-heeled shoes with bows at the toes *and* the heels, a gigantic necklace with huge pink balls on it, a pink watch on one hand and a pink bracelet with pink butterflies on it on the other, pink butterfly earrings, and was carrying two pink bags. The pink bags contained an array of smaller pink items, including a pink handkerchief, a pink cellphone, and a pink wallet with a pink phonecard in it. I applaud her ability to pick a theme and stick with it.

[identity profile] magicnoire.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's quite all right. Thank you for looking anyway though. :)

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It won't be the last doujinshi shop we're in. I'll keep looking. :)

[identity profile] mscongeniality.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely jealous.

And I assure you, that we here at LJ will be able to provide good homes for any wayward doujinshi.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah-ha-ha-ha. I have a challenge for you on that front! [livejournal.com profile] rachelmanija got to page 3 and flung it at me in horror. I got the rest of the way through it, but I shall have to sleep with the lights on now.

ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE?!

(P.S. Do you read Bleach?)

[identity profile] mscongeniality.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
POSSIBLY!

(And yes, I most definitely do!)

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-09-01 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
MUAHAHAHAHAH!! You get it then, on the condition you review it on LJ. XD

[identity profile] mscongeniality.livejournal.com 2007-09-01 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
OHNOEZ!

I am sure that I will be suitably horrified when whatever it is arrives, and I promise to review it on LJ. In a public post, no less. Possibly illustrated, if the situation warrants.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-09-01 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I think it calls for illustrations. Probably censored. XD

[identity profile] mscongeniality.livejournal.com 2007-09-01 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what I suspected. I shall wait and tremble.

[identity profile] mscongeniality.livejournal.com 2007-10-09 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Since the high holidays ended, I've had two work deadlines, spent a week sick on the couch with strep throat and have been to New York and back. About 2/3 of the doujinshi has been cleaned and uploaded. I need to find the time to finish the rest so...sometime soon?

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2007-10-09 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
That was totally a joking caps, not an anoyed one! But... hee... I'm really looking forward to scarring everyone as I have been scarred.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-10-09 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
BIWA-STRUMMING DEMON FISH

(P.S. The Medicine Seller carries shunga in his medicine chest, I am reliably informed.)

[identity profile] mscongeniality.livejournal.com 2007-10-09 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry...exhausted/strung out/headache so am perhaps not catching the nuances of the intarweb.

I shall go collapse now and remedy this.

[identity profile] mscongeniality.livejournal.com 2008-03-30 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
IT IS HERE (http://mscongeniality.livejournal.com/745073.html)

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2008-03-30 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
AWESOME

ETA: AND NOW LINKED!
chomiji: Cartoon of chomiji in the style of the Powerpuff Girls (Yuan-LOL)

[personal profile] chomiji 2007-08-30 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)


Boromir in a fluffy dress!!! Hee hee hee! The poor guy never gets any respect ... (I presume you're familiar with the venerable spoof Bored of the Rings, where he's stuck with being the Man with the Pointy Shoes).



And that is way too much pink ... at least she didn't have a wee doggie dyed pink, too.


chisotahn: Firebird with the text "Firebird's Child". (Default)

[personal profile] chisotahn 2007-08-30 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*drools with envy*

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
hmm...why didn't I think to request Kyo/Yuya porn...probably because most Kyo/Yuya smutfic is so terribly bad it sends me running.

I have seen these manpurses in the live action dramas(well, in anime and manga, too, but they don't stand out much there) and some are truly quite impressive.

And you realize that when someone says Boromir, my brain flashes to Sean Bean and I now have a TERRIFYING image burned into my brain...

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-09-01 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
We're geeking out on Sunday with a Japanese fangirl we met here. Will keep an eye open for it. :)

[identity profile] urbi-et-orbi.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I miss Japan! Hahaha! I love how they dress and while I find myself questioning their sense of taste XD I appreciate how much thought they've put into orchestrating their entire look. HAHA! ESPECIALLY THE MEN!

[identity profile] tammylee.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, I love reading your entries about Japan! *lives vicariously through your LJ*

I would be more intrigued by Kakashi blood play if it was Iruka paired with him! >=D

Ahhh doujinshiiiii... I may pick up a few at Ycon this year but it cannot compare to shopping in Japan!

[identity profile] herchuckness.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh the memories. I spent a lot of time & money at that Mandarake. :D

The heated toilet seats weirded me out even in the middle of winter. Reminded me too much of the slightly skeevy body heat left behind in recently vacated chairs, which I hate for some reason. I did enjoy the motion-sensor nature sounds in some of them, though.

[identity profile] rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, if you run across any of the Antique Bakery doujin that Fumi Yoshinaga actually authored herself? I will worship at your feet for one of those. I will send chocolate. Paperbacks. Cash. Whatever. Just sayin'.

[identity profile] heyoka.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
SO. JEALOUS.

[identity profile] readsalot.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I have also noticed the lack of napkins. I was starting to wonder if I was missing something obvious, but you have reassured me.

You can be jealous now--my hotel room in Yokohama has a toilet with two kinds of, um, cleaning functions. It's quite nice. :)

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-09-01 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
We're at the con today - look for the short white American woman in a long black coat and corset (Rachel). Or leave a message on the Voodoo Board - Stephanie Folse or Rachel Brown. :D

[identity profile] readsalot.livejournal.com 2007-09-02 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry I missed you. I think I did see you at the Voodoo board and didn't successfully connect your face to your name -- I was the overweight, red-haired white girl, who explained that the person running the board hadn't been able to bring all of his usual setup.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! XD That figures!
ext_12512: Hinoe from Natsume Yuujinchou, elegant and smirky (Saiyuki Gojyo obscenity)

BEST. TITLE. EVER.

[identity profile] smillaraaq.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Although between silver lame' manbags and loli-Boromir, THIS POST BEGS FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC DOCUMENTATION to better share the mindfuck with the world.
chomiji: Cartoon of chomiji in the style of the Powerpuff Girls (gojyo - hot kappa)

Re: BEST. TITLE. EVER.

[personal profile] chomiji 2007-08-31 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)


(Aaack, I love that icon! Tom Lehrer and Saiyuki - an unbeatable combination ... )


ext_12512: Hinoe from Natsume Yuujinchou, elegant and smirky (Saiyuki Gaiden: history repeating)

Re: BEST. TITLE. EVER.

[identity profile] smillaraaq.livejournal.com 2007-09-01 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, thank you! It's just such a Gojyo sort of line, ne? For some reason most of my Saiyuki icons have musical references. I blame the fanmix ideas burbling in the back of my disturbed brain. :)

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2007-08-31 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Fourthly: Japanese men, at least in Tokyo, spend quite a good deal of time on their appearance. This is something of which I approve.

And my husband doesn't understand why I want to visit Japan. Foolish man.

[identity profile] dhelix-studio.livejournal.com 2007-08-31 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Your icons kills me.

Hope you're enjoying your trip. ;)