another kinkfic result...

[telophase]

Your story is a romance between a knight and a priest. The lovers experience danger and rescue and being in heat while in a Western setting.

Totally Vash/Wolfwood.

ETA Your story is a romance between an assassin and a gentleman. The lovers experience crawling and homosexual panic while in an opium den.

Dude, I totally want to read that. Someone write it.

ETA2 The hero of this story is a historical setting who has prominent cheekbones.

Um. Fixed that.

Comments

[plasticchimera.livejournal.com]

...being in heat?

My brain. x.x

[telophase.livejournal.com]

You can easily construe it as referring to the ambient temperature, rather than a physical state, if you wish. :) (I do. It fits canon better. XD)

[tokyoghoststory.livejournal.com]

HOMOSEXUAL PANIC. YES

[telophase.livejournal.com]

In an OPIUM DEN, even! XD

[wyrdness.livejournal.com]

Your story is a romance between an assassin and a gentleman. The lovers experience crawling and homosexual panic while in an opium den.

Why does that sound like something by Alan Moore? I can just imagine it in a graphic novel format now and it's surreal, disturbing and uses more colours than a psychadelic flashback to the 60s. I want to read it now!

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

It does! Or possibly a Nick Cave song.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Alan Moore writing Weiss Kreuz.

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

You know, if the hero was the SPIRIT of a historical setting this'd be AWESOME.

Man, you're helping to refire my generator mojo!

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

This story begins as a samurai investigates a mystery about being desperate to fuck. Clues include men showing affection towards animals and an epiphany. The villain is revealed to be an alpha male.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I love this one I just got, not so much for the story it suggests but because every single element fits in so perfectly:

The story starts as an inexperienced partner encounters sexual confusion while in a boarding school. The overall narrative features alpha/beta male pairings.

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

It starts in a swimming pool, with an outcast. The antagonist is a big man and the plot involves elements like an enema and a tapestry.

There goes a nice tapestry.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I think we may have discovered why someone was cast out. Probably at a high velocity.

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

Depending on what he ate for dinner, he may have propelled himself out.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

In that case, good thing there was a handy swimming pool there to soften his landing. :D

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

You realize of course we've just written this.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

THE GENERATOR! IT WORKS!

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

It's Alive! It's ALIVE!

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

This narrative features navy/pirate conflicts. It starts in a tent with a computer geek. The antagonist is a professor and the plot involves elements like playing hard to get and being virginal.

I'm not sure about the first sentence, but the second two sure do go together.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I kind of like this one, even though the two protagonists are a bit off of each other's eras.

Your story is a romance between a highwayman and a punk. The lovers experience protection and the characters participating - willingly or unwillingly - in a fertility ritual while in the moonlight.

I see Ancient Dark Rituals deep in the British countryside.

And then there's this one, which is, from the first sentence, obviously set at an anime con:

The hero of this story is a broad man who has a sailor fuku. On the way to the story's conclusion the hero encounters a concubine. This person has steady hands. Plot elements include an indrawn breath and intricate/artistic erotic bondage.

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

The first sentence is 'One Piece'. :D

Maybe the rest is a crossover 'fic....