Roll call!

[telophase]

Because it's been a while since I've done one and more people are visiting or hanging out here, and because today is one of those days where I'm bored to death, it's time for a roll call! Who are you and why are you here?

(You're not required to post if you don't want to, of course, and these things tend to generate enough comments that I give up on answering all of them after a bit, so if I don't reply to you it's not because I don't love you!)

Comments

[plasticchimera.livejournal.com]

My hovercraft is full of eels!

I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched!

Please drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime!

Oh, my nipples explode with delight!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

If there's any more stock film of women applauding, I'll clear the court!

[yhlee.livejournal.com]

I am a Yoon and I read snarky librarian posts!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I haven't snarked a significant amount about the library lately, but people have, strangely, been behaving themselves. Hm...

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
*wiggles arms and legs in an attempt to right herself*

[telophase.livejournal.com]

*pulls wings off tammyleebug*

[kofa-b.livejournal.com]

where am I? Did I take the red or blue pill?

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Chartreuse!

[vom-marlowe.livejournal.com]

Mello's fabulous ass! Sanzo scents! Quality Library jokes! Bike reports! Art is a tart!

And because you are cool.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh, that's right, I need to send you the soap. :D I CANNOT BRAIN I HAVE THE DUMB

[darksumomo.livejournal.com]

This looks like a game of non-sequitor, so I'll say what always worked for me.

Wankel rotary engines.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Hee - sometimes people actually answer the questions, sometimes they don't. :D It all fulfills its purpose of filling my inbox.

[magicnoire.livejournal.com]

It's your damn fault I'm shopping for bento boxes!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!

*waits impatiently for her most recent order to arrive*

[dragovianknight.livejournal.com]

Did you get whichever BPAL I was swapping back to you and didn't mail for so long that I forgot what was in the envelope? I am organized, damn it, I am!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes! And put it into the bag in which I was carrying some other stuff from the car to the house and forgot about it! I need to send you that decant... MORE STUFF TO MAIL I HAVE FORGOTTEN.

[anderson-t.livejournal.com]

I'm Tina, and I'm here to find out where babies come from.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

They come from a post-office box in Schenectady.

[mothoc.livejournal.com]

There's a stuffed Thumper doll on my computer here at work, along with a light-up USB duck. I'm here to tel you this. And now I go.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Woooo. :D


(Oh, hey - did your friend manage to run by the Daiso?)

[chomiji]

I'm just a random passerby with a tropism for manga analysis. Hi!

- Cho

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Hello! *waves* Feel free to hang out for a while. XD

[stardustmajick.livejournal.com]

I'm Lissa and I like to stick my nose into every gaming post I can find. :D AND HOPE I CAN HELP. Though, usually I just end up going "uh...I think...uhm..." and flailing pitifully because my strategy seems to only work for me most times. D:

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

I'm ebony14, and here's the Top 5 List of why I'm reading your LiveJournal:

5. The Neverending Saga of the Chetwood
4. Musings on Manga and the Mopes and Mooks that Make Them
3. ConDFW and assorted wacky con stuff
2. We know the same people and we're always good for alibis.
1. It's not like they pay me to do actual work....

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

I'm also here to steal your icons. MWAHAHAHA!

[naxto]

Klattu Verata Nicktu!

[derjmeister.livejournal.com]

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs. I've got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms. >O

Also: Sanzo.

I am Jess. I come from the internets! I think I originally found my way here via manga analyses stuff, because I'm a hired assassin for the evil empire, tasked with the task of destroying the sanctity of manga via my immeasureable and uncanny ability to not be of Japanese heritage, and therefore often am reading their website. But your journal is entertaining and enjoyable to read, and your links are often weird enough to get "..." and "???" and sometimes even "!!!" in response when I link my brother via IMs, as if he is from FF7 or something, so I keep reading. Even though I should be, uh, inking right now.

But, Sanzo.

don't have the imagination to not play it straight, sorry

[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

keraha friended you and I followed because it looked like a party. Also you left a very nice and useful art critique on something I posted to naruto_fan. I remember being especially impressed by the fact that you posted multiple times a day and yet even your spam was entertaining.

[benchilada.livejournal.com]

I want to say I ended up here because of something rivkah did.
So I will.
I stayed for the coffee and those fantastic pickled eggs you make.

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
I don't know, it was one of the most random things people have ever told me. And yes because of you I actually went to the store and picked up a copy of the Jungle Books to read. (I know the line is in the poetry, but I am not so interested in poetry.)

[flusterdance.livejournal.com]

Let's face it. I'm here for the sex.

[rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com]

I just want to know if you'll ever get out of the Chetwood, or if it's like L-Space or one of those things.

COME TO THINK OF IT YOU TOTALLY GET SUCKED INTO L-SPACE ON A REGULAR BASIS DON'T YOU AND THIS IS JUST CATCH-UP.

[viridian5.livejournal.com]

I showed up for the great manga analysis and Mello's fabulous ass!

[azure-reverie.livejournal.com]

I came for the manga and art chat, but I stay for the snark and kittyspam. ;)

My day job is web applications/database programmer. I love fanart and occasionally make feeble attempts at it.

[tprjones.livejournal.com]

I'm here for the kittyspam and the occasional hot librarian haircut action! Wooo!

[tprjones.livejournal.com]

Alternate responses:

"When I started reading your journal I thought you said you worked as a lesbian and wanted to learn more about it."

"I keep awaiting the glorious and triumphant rebirth of Can't Sleep, Con Will Eat Me."

"I'm still trying to figure out who Sanzo is. No, don't tell me, I want to get it on my own."

[unrelatedwaffle.livejournal.com]

I'm just a generic hippie college student Japanese major (going to Japan in 11 days! HOMGZ) who loves manga beyond all reason and wit. I also love overanalyzing manga, so how could I NOT love telophase's marvelous analytical looks at manga structure? And, because I'm a stalker, I decided to keep apprised of her personal life, as well. MWUAHAHAHA.

[readsalot.livejournal.com]

I found you when I was looking for manga and anime discussions, and stayed because you were writing intelligent (and funny) stuff.

I write software for a living, and work on conventions for fun.