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O NOES I CANNOT EXERCISE TONIGHT!!

That's some attitude there, Miss Thang.

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O NOES! Whatever will you do? ^_^

I don't know! What a pickle!

perhaps she can be tempted elsewhere with an appropriate offering?

I have a seekrit magic spell called SUMMON KITTY. What I do is go over to the wall, perform a few mystic passes, and ... open the window. Guarantees she'll come running!

Cats are inconvient, but oh so cute! My cat, Artemis, led me on a merry, snowy chase in the woods this morning. And then he saw a squirrel and decided of the two, I was less dangerous.

:D If she's awake and wandering around when I'm on the bike, she tries to come over and attack my feet.

This is not the best of scenarios. XD

That sounds about right, tis the mentality of felines in general, me thinks :).

Sounds like you need a cat-thwapping stick.

She's weirded out enough by the whole thing that a sharp "HEY!" and a loud clap scare her off. :D

If you put some paper on the other chair would she go shred it?
The bike seems a lot bigger in the picture then I imagined it from your posts.

I have a seekrit magic spell called SUMMON KITTY. What I do is go over to the wall, perform a few mystic passes, and ... open the window. Guarantees she'll come running!

The bik is only about 48 inches long and about 3 feet high - it looks so big because I'm down on the floor taking the picture at a big angle. That other chair is much bigger. :)

I guess that isn't so bad for a bike, but still too big for my room.

KITTY WAS SENT BY SAURON TO THWART YOU!

Haha. It took me a minute to remember she was following the books. I was like, "wtf did Sauron have a cat or something I don't remember?"

And you're surprised by this...........why? XD

She's moved on from the bike. She is now ... *not* on her bed on the couch, and *not* on the back of the couch, and *not* on the throw on the couch, but instead on the place where *I* need to sit while I eat dinner which is, of course, pure black and shows cat fur like the dickens.

In other words, things are completely normal around here.

Why yes...that sounds JUST like life with a cat.

or two.

But her feet don't reach the pedals!

So cute!

Yes, there is a slight flaw in her cunning plan...

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