Randomosity

[telophase]

For the, like, two of you who don't follow Cute Overload, they've alerted us to the presence of Cute Otters. I sent in a couple of my otter pics from the Dallas Zoo - maybe they'll like them enough to post. :D

There was a kid having a clothing malfunction in the computer lab today as I walked through it to get to the reference desk. He was being all fashionable and wearing loose pants, belted low, but hadn't realized exactly how low they'd fallen when he was standing up and bending over to use a computer mouse. His belt had fallen quite far down, exposing the entirety of his grey stripey underwear-clad ass. I didn't say anything. I figured it would probably embarass him more. :D

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[riofriotex.livejournal.com]

At least he was wearing underwear.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Yes. We can all be thankful for that.

[snarp]

Competitive Library Clothes Malfunction-Guy Stories: I had an incident a few weeks ago in which an extremely bleary young gentleman came up to the circulation desk and asked me if he could borrow the scissors. I told him we had to hold people's cards for that, and he said, "No-nuh-no, I'm just going to use it, like, right here, I won't even leave the desk -" So I handed them to him, and then realized that he didn't appear to be holding any paper or anything.

He turned away about forty-five degrees, and pulled his pants open -

- I turned away. I think I may have done the anime-girl hands-over-my-mouth-"EEP." I was the only employee at the desk right then, but there was another patron standing nearby, and he had evidently chosen not to look away - he was looking in scissors-guy's direction with an expression of total disgust. He made a tiny noise.

After a few seconds, I heard scissors guy stumbling away, waited a couple seconds, and then turned back around. He had left the scissors on the desk. The disgusted guy had fled. I left the scissors sitting until my supervisor got back, and suggested to her that sanitizing the scissors after whatever experience they'd just had was probably not in my job description.

I've come up with a couple of perfectly innocent explanations for what he was physically doing down there, but none for why he was in the library at 10:00 PM in the sort of mental state to facilitate opening his pants in front of two people.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

One really has to wonder sometimes...

[gweniveeve.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I think that exposing their ass is the point . . . at the middle school where I observe, we're required to say something (they're supposed to have belts with any pants with belt loops, shirts tucked in). It's amazing how early they start!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

This was the lowest I'd ever seen a guy's pants - the belt was solidly around the top of his thighs. :D

[gweniveeve.livejournal.com]

I'm still wondering when that style will go out of style . . . sheesh, it's been around since I was in middle school (not that I'm that old, but still -- I'm less than a year away from teaching school myself!).

[benchilada.livejournal.com]

Here's my cute/depressing for the day. (http://benchilada.livejournal.com/314544.html)

[arkanefyre.livejournal.com]

AHAHA. At my school on grub days (we usually wear uniforms) the guys wear pants that are purposely belted so low that the boxers show. It's the new style, apparently. XDDD

[darksumomo.livejournal.com]

Did he have a nice butt?

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Not bad. :) Unfortunately, I think it was his best feature, which was probably why he was featuring it.