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[telophase]

A reference librarian for the new Internet ... Ms. Dewey.

If you don't type anything in she gets bored and starts doing stuff.

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[the-z.livejournal.com]

She'd get herself kicked out of a library if she didn't have that 'mute' feature :( How bossy!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

The only thing I've been able to get her to do with some regularity is to bring out a cat-o'-nine-tails if the query includes the word "cat" - there's a pretty big database of options there. XD

I dropped in something aout "card catalog" and she celebrated Be Nice To Your Unpaid Intern Day by telling the intern - who walked in form the side - to get back to work.

[the-z.livejournal.com]

I finally got a great reaction off of her by typing

"Take off your clothes."

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Was that the Video Buffering one? XD

[the-z.livejournal.com]

She had something sassy to say and a great big red button.

I also asked her if we could have sex, but she replied, 'Been there. Done that."

I certainly don't remember having sex with her :( I feel like I'm missing out somehow...

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I got that one, too. She seems to ahve 3 or 4 responses to 'Take off your clothes'. XD

[the-z.livejournal.com]

She must get asked that often :oa

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I typed in "harry potter" about 4 times and got 4 different answers, all dealing with art. The best one involved a paintball gun and a hapless intern.

[the-z.livejournal.com]

That poor intern!

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

hee! this is cute! thanks for sharing!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

And highly addictive!

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. When I asked her where she got her clothes, she thought I was asking them to take them off.

Asking her what her number is is funny. :D


... Asking her about love gave me her filling a glass full of beer. Uh... beer goggles?

[inkblot14.livejournal.com]

Ask her about Janina Gavankar.
:)

[rachel-renee.livejournal.com]

ask her how old she is.... It's funny.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

XD

Ask her who Ricardo is a few times. :D

[kittikattie.livejournal.com]

I asked her if she had any children and she got out a riding crop. I'm disturbed.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I asked her why libraries don't have card catalogs anymore and she got out a cat o'nine tails.