Keyword challenge!

[telophase]

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Comments

Selenite's contribution

[selenite.livejournal.com]

Hemoglobin. Defenestration. Puppy.

[plasticchimera.livejournal.com]

My hovercraft is full of eels. Would you like to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy. I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched. My nipples explode with delight. Please drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime.

[asteres.livejournal.com]

Know any good paella recipies?

f words

[the-z.livejournal.com]

Furry fashionable frocks
for fastidious freckled friends
fastened for fast fencing
forgivable freaks forfend

[plasticchimera.livejournal.com]

central core has almost Reformatted been, seven is darker. from reversal thought syndrome suffering if the crew was in grave peril in forward section 27. This is not a coat rack, would I choose to express. Is was shall could might happening will be, imagine not what. Recovery, imminent perhaps inevitable Never.

comment title

[the-z.livejournal.com]

I'll take the Penis Mightier for 500!
That's 'The Pen is Mightier'.
I don't care how you pronounce it, man, DOES IT WORK?

--

The best way to enhance the flavor of meat is delicate seasonings.

Re: Selenite's contribution

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Strangely, this produces an ad for squarespace.com reading "More Than a Blog
A revolutionary new way to publish your stuff on the web."

Re: f words

[telophase.livejournal.com]

You broke it! No ads! XD

[plasticchimera.livejournal.com]

That's what your mother said, Trebeck!

Re: comment title

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Still no ads! It doesn't like you!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Man, no ads. OTOH, your comments got threaded with plasticchimera's hovercraft full of eels, so maybe the combination broke it. XD

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Man, no ads. Hmph. Wonder what their algorithm really looks for?

Re: f words

[the-z.livejournal.com]

WINNAR!

Alien Nation

[badnoodles.livejournal.com]

This is, no doubt, a trick. The last time we discussed the nature of UFOs, alien abductions, cattle mutilations, astral projection, and the like, I wound up with a bunch of bruises and a sore ass for a week.

Next time, you have to edit your own damn magazine.

Re: comment title

[the-z.livejournal.com]

My awesomeness exceeds Goog-ability!

Here's some I got from the reply:
Saffron and Vanilla Sale
Webpage for Free
Free Domains - Hosting
Spices Store

Re: f words

[telophase.livejournal.com]

But this one produced the same ad that selenite's did. XD

Re: Alien Nation

[telophase.livejournal.com]

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Re: comment title

[telophase.livejournal.com]

This one got domain registration and hosting ads, but no spice ads. *cry*

Re: f words

[the-z.livejournal.com]

I think it's seeing the 'LJ-Comment' area in that case. I've gotten similar ads from LJ replies before.

Or maybe Google is all-knowing and sees you trying to probe its mysteries, so it cleverly obfuscates any evidence of its super sekrit inner workings!

Re: f words

[selenite.livejournal.com]

Sounds like "your LiveJournal post" may be the keywords it's responding to.

Re: f words

[telophase.livejournal.com]

This one has an ad for ... LiveJournal.

Cast in the name of God!

[octopedingenue]

Buggrit, millennium hand and shrimp! We have came to team! Big O!

Re: Cast in the name of God!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Same-old same-old ad for a blogging service that's popping up frequently. Harrumph.

The alien one posted by badnoodles seems to be the most exciting one so far.

Rimininy!

[octopedingenue]

I signal lusts by title, not handkerchief,
Since I'm the sex of all that I have read;
Sometimes I write this sex. Kiss me enough,

And well enough, that I may bear the snub
That reading's not a sexual preference.
If you can't fuck me while I read, fuck off,
Or rave how I'm a work of art enough.

Re: Rimininy!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Nope, still boring. One would think finding keywords wouldn't be as hard as this.

Or we're not talking about the right subjects. Cars! Guns! Yaoi!