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[telophase]

OTHER people's cats get into the garbage and drag out chicken carcasses or grease-soaked paper towels or Styrofoam trays that used to hold meat.

MY cat drags out stale graham crackers.

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[telophase.livejournal.com]

It perfectly explains why she never kills any bugs she finds - she's morally opposed to it.

I have so far failed to explain to her that the treats she loves so much that smell like dead fish are not merely dead-fish-flavored crackers, but contain tuna and salmon.

[ninja-tech.livejournal.com]

*dies* You two are hilarious! It's true! It's true! Next cat I have--vegetarian all the way!!