Engrish report: Saiyuki Reload Gunlock Ep. 8

[telophase]

This is another non-manga episode.

Redhead slinking up to Gojyo and lighting his cigarette, with what apparently passes for a pickup line in Tougenkyo: Your temper?

actually, I suspect Gojyo considers even "I'll need to see your ID and proof of insurance" a pickup line if it's said to him.

Gojyo passed the tapeworm onto the redhead, since someone says to her: I want you to lead good lives.

Redhead: You fel tit?

Gojyo: I will brink you to some village then.

The redhead says to Gojyo: Can I ask you something?
and he replies, inexplicably: If the kids are also done for.


And now ... we have The Line. This is the line that I predict will cause my comments to explode, because I KNOW YOU GUYS and you have been WAITING FOR IT.






Gojyo: This is why I said I don't come when there's a woman around.




Ba-dump bump CHING!

Comments

[chibi-nasu.livejournal.com]

::snickers like an obnoxious....child::

That line is the best...

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I about fell out of my chair when I read it. And the rest of the episode proves why it's so bad when Gojyo gets laid.

Gojyo! Stay away from chicks! It never turns out well for you! You should have figured that our after, what, seventy or eighty episodes by now?

[herchuckness.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Someone's been putting these same versions on tokyotosho, I was giggling at that line too. XD Episode 13 has some great ones also - like Goku saying to Gojyo "I really don't want Gojyo to tell me that I'm delicious and so on, and so forth, even Sanzo will be eaten by you". XDD

[telophase.livejournal.com]

That Gojyo is just a total horndog, isn't he? XD

Adrift in the East Australian Current

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

I don't know why I click ... I honestly don't have the slightest what you're talking about.
[Marlin]
He's trying to speak to me, I know it. Y'know, you're really cute,
but I don't know what you're saying. Say the first thing again.
AAAAAHHHHHH!
[/Marlin]

Re: Adrift in the East Australian Current

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Heehee. All the Saiyuki boys are slashable, but Gojyo is one of the most popular to slash, especially with Hakkai. And the character is a ladies' man in the show, always hitting on some girl or complaining that he hasn't gotten laid in months. So for the Engrish to end up looking like he's claiming he's gay...well, *I* found it funny. :D

[the-z.livejournal.com]

Ow. I think I hurt something laughing at that one!

[fourthage.livejournal.com]

Hee! Who needs subtext when you have bad subtitles?

[hatchet-hands.livejournal.com]

WTF is with these subtitles? Is 'editor' a dirty word now?

*dies*

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I don't think the word 'editor' exists in HK Chinese dubs. XD

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

Gojyo: I will brink you to some village then.

Gojyo's apparently Russian.

In Soviet Russia, kappa feels YOU!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

In Soviet Russia, kappa feels YOU! Tha totally deserves to be iconned. XD

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of inspiration. :D

[telophase.livejournal.com]

cicer did it. XD

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. XD

[cicer.livejournal.com]

*so very dead*

SOMEONE ICON THIS IMMEDIATELY.

Oh hell, I'll do it myself...

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Your brilliance is rewarded with a crappy icon, thrown together in about five minutes! Yay!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

XDDD

*stealz like a stealing thing*

[mscongeniality.livejournal.com]

Comedy. Gold.

[magicnoire.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

... ♥ XD

[permetaform]

XD

[wordsofastory.livejournal.com]

Ha!

Man, the funky subtitles are more entertaining than the episodes themselves.

[wildelamassu.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Redhead: You fel tit?

My, she moves fast, doesn't she?

If the kids are also done for.

Good lord! Children already? You two just met!

Gojyo: This is why I said I don't come when there's a woman around.

*is now COMPLETELY DEAD* That line is teh win!

[octopedingenue]

VINDICATION YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Bwah! We all knew that womanising was just an act...