you thought you'd escaped....

[telophase]

....but no, no you haven't.

More stuff from my large reservoir of AI-generated text created from the unholy alliance of Zoe Chant shifter romance novel back cover copy and Warhammer 40K book descriptions.

Featuring:

A mysterious woman +a mysterious man stalking her +a ghost army = a hot and blooded story

This anthology contains three collections of twenty-seven short stories from the Wrath of Armageddon series

I would legit read this one. Alas, it hit wordcount and stopped generating at an awkward spot:

Castellan
Black Library
Book 2 of 2
A mysterious woman +a mysterious man stalking her +a ghost army = a hot and blooded story
Castellan, whose true identity is unknown, haunts the Black Library at any given time. She is different each time, with a higher power stalking her every move as she investigates her past, present and fate. Her hauntings are not only felt throughout the library, but she too is under torment. If she is not held in high regard, will anyone stand with her and if so, will she stand still for long enough to see the truth?

Castellan, whose name fans must not miss, haunts the Black Library at any given time. She is different each time, with a higher power stalking her every move as she investigates her past, present and fate. Her hauntings are not only felt throughout the library, but she somehow manages to escape unscathed - at least in the books she reads. Castellan is a terrifying and fascinating character, one who will set fans on fire.

READ IT BECAUSE: Castellan leads one of the strangest investigations in library history - the Killing Fields (pronounced "kall-khoo-doA flyer" - an investigation into the local fabled ghost armies is a campaign against the supposed enemies of the Book of Fallen Lore), and fan theories abound. What happens when ghosts leave books at any

We've now strayed into poly/harem shifter romance territory, with commentary on health care:

Sheriff Lion
Shifter Bites
Shifter Bites, Book 5

He's a wolf pack manager with a wolf pack badge who feels like a different animal altogether. And now he's in love with a group of wolf shifters he's never met. Together they'll use their small town to their heart to fight for their identity—even as their love falls short.

Things got a whole lot stranger for Zoe Lofven when she signed up to be one of the first 5,000 or so members of the Rockville City Hall Outdoors Club. The 24-year-old has spent her life as one of her pack's manager's' worth of terse introductions (the other guys thought she was a nutjob), but when she found out about the Outdoors Club, everyone at her meeting thought she was a criminal. Now she's a whole lot cooler than she already was, thanks in large part to Zoe's generous sharing of the $50 million prize money got last September. Even though money can't buy good health care.

Now we finally have ZOe Chant as imagined by Anthony Burgess, who you may know as the author of A Clockwork Orange:

Shifter Dads, by Anthony Burgess
A shifter family who are not only blessed by your miracle-working family, but who also have untold powers of their own…These shifters are blessed with superhuman strength, intelligence, and telepathy, and you can hardly blame them for wanting to find your mate!

More strictly Zoe this time.

Chameleon Panther
Enforcer Cats, Book 5
His cat. His broken home. His broken heart.
Suffering from both his cat's problems meant losing my billionaire heart.

Yup, that's Zoe Chant for you:

Get ready for passion stories full of passion, passion between two passionate people with very different stories, and a lot of passion.

The AI is really trying to nail the Zoe Equation for taglines here (and it actually generated the italics itself, so I didn't put them in for this one!):

TROPICAL REUNION
A Knot of Crimson Rose at the Battle of Orrek
A BBW on the run + a brand new Imperial Guards regiment + a threat from beyond the arcana = a bang for the devoted BBW Royal Guard trooper on the run. when! is a heart-pounding tale of dogged loyalty, brilliant invention, and the Force, with loads of thrilling action!

I would expect to see this as a title in the W40K universe:

eRobots and the the Infinite Rites of Repair

Holidays in the W40K 'verse are a bit fraught.

Valentine's Day is upon us, and that means a load of work to get you through it. After all, it's a simple holiday. The party today will last all day and involve plenty of family, friends, and important happenings. It must also include an amazing tale of redemption, from the infamous Massacre at Gaunt's Cove, which saw fourteen Imperial Guardsmen and two Sheriffs killed and over a million dollars in loot–there you go again, the Christmas-flavour.

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