There is no end to Zoe40K

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The gift that keeps on giving is AI-generated text from a combined dataset of Warhammer40K and Zoe Chant shifter romance book descriptions. (Learn about training your own here.)

Also...crossovers galore, Civil War football and Honey Buttercat?!


Now, this one seems not so weird for Zoe Chant books...except for the lukewarm title.

Heather's Not So Warm is a new dragon shifter drama series, starring a team of hot, protective dragons who quickly learn that they're part of something special. The series is a standalone with a predilection one-click on any of the dragons in the series: red dragons, shifter kids, or ordinary people. They'll share their humorous banter and happy endings with you all.

And this is 100% Zoe.

Timber Wolf
Warrior Wolf, Book 5
A lonely bear shifter + a powerful alpha lion shifter + a crumbling mountain town = one dangerous and exciting romance!

In the realm of crossovers...

As part of their massive protection racket, the Wolf Guard are forced to flee the world of Endor shortly after the fall of an ancient enemy to conquest by the Salamanders.

As the new Rogue Space Marine Chapters convene in Inquisition Way, Inquisitor Phasma is enthralled to learn that even in the grim darkness that myth has revealed its light.

Gathering behind the Iron Throne, Lord Castellan tells the Iron Warriors to prepare for the onset of the Black Plague…

It's getting better at the Zoe Equation, although I have no idea where it got "Honey Buttercat."

A Fallen Lion and his Honey Buttercat + an ex-gangster lion shifter smuggling device = one sizzling and suspenseful romance!

Rewriting classics, I see.

The Heart of Darkness is a sizzling hot, standalone BBW lion shifter romance. No cliffhangers! If you love strong, passionate leads that tickle your cis+ woman heart, love nothing less than leopard shifters blood. Get ready to fall in love with the hottest woman to ever walk the Earth of Celestial Lion's Heart!

We swing back to Warhammeresque notions with a new game that can't decide if it's about football, the US Civil War or both.

When all hell breaks down when Bears head coach Cam Wyatt and his under your wing Bears pass rush have to share the ball, the football and the ice, how can this team not be worried about Alec White? Duty of the Hundred is a standalone Bears pass rusque fantasy football game. Play as the commandant general of the 1st Company or connection, the duty of combating any and all enemies of the American people from Northwoods Northamptons to the Confederates. Mission: In-Between Battles, Conflict with the Confederates. 32 players, basic combat-packed, courtesy-or-contrast pack featuring: • More than 400 battles, each faction takes part in at least one of which contests a Union warzone + at the roughest, most-regimented of opponents: The Confederates.

This trend of legally defining companies as persons has gone too damn far...

Thrifty canning company Buena Vista has one goal in mind: Get married. After the mysterious sniper attack on their ranch last year, the Thrifty Canning Company has one goal in mind: Get married.

I think I've figured out its fascination with football (there's a few things it's come up with that I haven't posted here). It's the preponderance of "bear" and "bears" in the shifter romance books. In the training data that GPT-2 was built upon, I expect a lot of references to "bears" involved the Chicago Bears, not the animal, so words surrounding football come up when it's considering the probability of what words come next.

Jackson Dante Smith died in the team that put him in the top three. And yet, he was alive. As the Bears prepare to take the ice storm that is Maria off the shelves, they look to their captain for guidance. He has just one problem: She died while out on the ice.

This one reads way more like the churned-out science fiction alien romance that fills Amazon right now, and to be honest, is way more like what I was expecting when I ran this dataset through GPT-2.

BBW. Executioner’s Mate.
4,040,551 units; 4,060,148,340,000+ customers. That’22’ly roar that’s to thrill and delight is what drives Executioner’s Mate T'jal to venture into the data mining business, and set out for the private sector in drolerum clothing. His Sisyphean task: picking up the job descriptions for his competitors. The smell of codpiece wafts through the apartment like a burr, and the interview rooms are empty. Ah, but who needs human blood?

Or something going the other way, a RPG involving dragons and romance.

Glacier Dragon
Protection, Protection! is a sizzling hot standalone Dragon Masterbook, the landmark launchpad of the Guardians of the Phoenix project into the future. Along with classic Dragon fighting games and a sizzling romance, the story delivers a truly exciting and life-changing adventure.
CONTENTS:
– Hardcore heroics
– Trusted lovers, especially as guardian of the Golden Throne
The bestselling series explores the inner strength of a hero, showcasing the bravery and fortitude required to stand against the will of their masters will, the Dragon Master Keelan's Legion.

And the usual grab bag of assorted oddness.

In this collection of short stories and their proper names, we hope to introduce you to the distinguished RuneScape authors Guilder and Monty Python's River Phoenix, as well as their great-great-great-great grandfathers.

A curvy artist on the run, rebel operative Damagus is caught in a trap. Will her captors protect them, or will revenge destroy them? Curvy Damagus has no clue what it is to be human. For one, she's single. Two…she’s fully functional.

Cleveland's second-greatest city, the day it was given to its loyal citizens, remains defiant. It is a glittering beacon of human hope, a haven from its darkness–until the ruthless owner steps into its long-hidden treasure trove.

Top Gun Bore.
Black Library #4

The Truth Behind the Plague. Between the worlds of Time and the Crypt, two direwolves grow more and more close and personal. Can the truth be kept secret from the two heroic seers, or will the truth unleash the eternal horror that is the Dark Prince? Written by Sandy Mitchell

I shall leave you with a full, mostly-coherent Zoe Chant book proposal:

Warrior Tiger

A curvy left-fielder + a sexy jaguar shifter wandering northward + fire-armed with a deadly secret + a hot rival = one steamy romance!

Curvy Kristin Stanfield is a traveling troublemaker. She just applied to study mechanical engineering at the Pembroki Illinois School of Design - she definitely wouldn't want to spend her life studying luxury hotels at night. But her past romance with Alpha Sigma should put her in hot conflict with the wealthy man who runs a chainsaw shop in the state - not to mention the handsome tiger shifter who will do anything to keep her from the decision.

Alpha Sigma is the smoking hot argument that he made with his Alpha for a high-paying position in the paean to fraternizing at the prestigious Pembroki Illinois School of Design - it turns out that he got it for her - and decides to change his mind, saving her for the perfect job and flying back to Pembroki to teach in time! But he's not the only tiger shifter with an attraction for tall, rugged bunnies - after a while working up the nerve, he's set about reviving his initial proposal. Kristin and Alpha need to figure out how to team-up with their peers and see that their attraction isn't their only secret - and that they're not done trying to prove it!

This is a sizzling hot, standalone BBW tiger shifter romance, fifth in the Tiger Shifters series. No cliffhangers!