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And yet moar Zoe40K!
So yeah, I have a great deal of AI-generated text drawing from a combined Warhammer40K/Zoe Chant dataset. And here's some more! (Learn about training your own here.)
First up, I have a job posting for the Patron Saint of the Sea Baristas Guild! Load up on your confidence-boosting gel and prepare to apply...
I really have no idea what it was drawing on for that, but I'm sort of glad that exists in the world now.
Now for a more Zoe-inspired shifter romance description involving mugging librarians. Presumably librarians that mug, rather than librarians that get mugged.
Then we go on to...something about fates, and mates, and fated mates...
...and evil weevils
Here's a short description of a book starring Colonel Magnus the Religiously Fabulous.
In the Department of Double Entendres...
And to wind up, here's a selection of individual lines that have that ineffable...something.
And near the end of this post...
I'll just leave you with these words of wisdom from the AI about shifter romance:
The truth is out there. Some of these bear shifters might just meet their mate…
First up, I have a job posting for the Patron Saint of the Sea Baristas Guild! Load up on your confidence-boosting gel and prepare to apply...
First and only, the Patron Saint of the Sea Baristas Guild Unbound!
This unusual and exciting bodyguard position is designed for the most unique and unique of characters. Robbed of his armour and covered in blood, the Great Saint is totally naked in this striking and unusual manner. His gaunt form strangles any who cross his way of sight. All that remains is a seductive, tight-lipped servant style seduction that will leave no stone unturned for his boldive pursuers!This unusual and exciting bodyguard position is designed for the most unique character and does not require a training or knowledge of the court to function. No cliffhangers here!
This position is comfortable, straight forward and guaranteed to help your confidence and success in the eyes of the Saint's most trusted servants. If you'd like to load up on confidence boosting gel, this position is a must. Due to its unique nature, all other escort services will not be attracted to the Great Saint.All casters and all levels of the Guild will be guaranteed access to this extremely popular position, whether they know any one of the Saint's most trusted servants or just witnessed the position go down in history as its greatest magic trick ever!
I really have no idea what it was drawing on for that, but I'm sort of glad that exists in the world now.
Now for a more Zoe-inspired shifter romance description involving mugging librarians. Presumably librarians that mug, rather than librarians that get mugged.
Hector Joe
Sentinel Lion Spy
Enforcer Marine Librarian/Chaplain: Joe Rowland
Book 2 of the Hero's Journey novella: His day is numbered!
Enforcer Marine Joe Rowland has long been a wanted man. Since his promotion to Enforcer Lion Spy, he's arranged for one of the country's most corrupt police forces to take Joe's place, and keeps calling the librarians and investigating. But what they don't know will ever happen to a truly indescribably brilliant woman…they can see it.
Lawman with one eye firmly on the prize is nowhere to be found. From crooked police to mugging aliens, Joe has only himself to blame…but with ten thousandth-case assets worth hundreds of millions of dollars, there's no excuse to not take his chances. With a gang of mugging aliens and mugging librarians, the day will come that US$100m can't be matched…
Then we go on to...something about fates, and mates, and fated mates...
...and evil weevils
Hunter
Sexy Hephaestos Marine Librarian + Prostitute Assassin Hephaestus + a dangerous enemy = one wet and wild single-file romance!
All things Russian general Mikhail Gunylko are after, even if they're not looking for his fated mate. When a deadly virus threatens the Fates, can the Fated Mate Save the World Search For His Mate? And is the true nature of the Force Enough to Run The Word?
We're a long way from the full story of how the Hero of the Brotherhood of Evil Weevil came to be!
Here's a short description of a book starring Colonel Magnus the Religiously Fabulous.
Newly ordained commander Colonel Magnus the Religiously Fabulous (Magnus the Religiously Fabulous) inherits his father's unwavering faith in a single Lord, and his mere existence reinforces this faith even further. When he is suddenly recruited into the sinister Cult Of The Beast, he risks everything to protect his newfound newfound superlative mate, Ezekiel, to the deadly power of the Maelstrom Gate's power?
In the Department of Double Entendres...
Mariuser Leman Russ might have broken his, er, comm console, but it's still working.
But the battlefield deserves your good looks and happy endings. Now what?
And to wind up, here's a selection of individual lines that have that ineffable...something.
It's the first step towards a very special visit, but can the veterans face the fact that they all died in combat?
Featuring a spirited romance between a sexy cheetah shifter and a commanding officer of the Warriors' circle-camel Association of Machinists, the first three stories of the series find and retain no alliances, and no pointless argument in the bitter cold.
A BBW bedbug shifter with an undeniable talent for mischief. Lucky to find a job that pays well, and happy endings—she always dreams of being a doctor. But she always drags herself off to distant tropical island families, and her overprotective mother always the less-than-enthusiastic daughter.
A fairy tale tale fairy tale fairy tale fairy tale romance! One-click now for a short and sweet story line!
The audiobook edition has a running time of approximately 12 hours and will in all honesty be long since a length currently awaited by Blizzard publisher Ian Breitling.
Audiobook running time 10 hours and reading time is well over 300 hours.
READ IT BECAUSE: It's the epic conclusion to the war for the Soul Drinkens… but there's still at least one wranglin'o left…and it's fuckin' hot.
READ IT BECAUSE: It's a sizzling hot, if soggy, copycat offer from a lonely librarian on a mysterious stranger's land to a stressed-out princess on a sweet new loan deal.
A woman stuck up for a declared dead age 30 cuter than a hunky vampire squid. She can't be blaming destiny.
A WESTERN WESTERN RESIDENT + a protective younger sister + a frightening new coach = one exciting and uncooperative romance!
It is a short novel, the format being that each book leads to another, and each character is different.
Silver Surfer Shark shifter Cole Powell
Gildar's army of shifter book shifters have ranged the galaxy from the mighty to the powerless, and none have been more determined than Gildar Helfort. Drawn by stories of unimaginable power and carnage, his greatest hits are now aplenty of place-travel novels.
Last week, Guy Haley, Tony Moore, and Jason Statham created a chilling and humorous reality show based on a true story. The show is called Guy Haley: The Hardcore Teleporting Bear.
And near the end of this post...
Second Chance Catacombs
Book 3
Shifting Sands, Book 2
The White Scars, dragons of science. Weaving tales of magic and sacrifice, these gentle creatures are destined to be - and long live the extinction of the reptilian races.
In the grim wasteland where weaves our mythology and legends of alien danger, here these ferocious, shifter-filled creatures roam, testing us to the limit. They are our gate. Our door. We will break them. This book is brought to you by the Voldorius, an ultra-retaliatory creature that you're about to find out is actually a series of shifter active vampires.
I'll just leave you with these words of wisdom from the AI about shifter romance:
The truth is out there. Some of these bear shifters might just meet their mate…
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I genuinely want to read the series with the squad of shifter Marines struggling to overcome the awkward fact that they’re all dead. And also Silver Surfer Shark.
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"Special Attack: Read Poetry. Effect varies by target.
Orks: 1-3: flee, 4-6: berserk attack
Eldar: Listen for 2d4 rounds before growing bored."
Etc.
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Whenever I try to imagine that franchise getting weirder, they've always beaten me to it.
(Okay, the cherub using a calligraphed scroll as a diaper really makes me twitch.)
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“But… but I though you were battle-psykers.”
“That’s the OTHER Librarians. Now be quiet and get on with filing those data slates.”
(The Actual Librarians LOVE their unwilling new recruit, because he can pick up whole stacks)
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* i.e., never
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Meanwhile the Actual Librarians figured it out in 0.2 nanoseconds, and are gleefully doing everything they can to maintain the charade (he is SO helpful to have around, and the number of data clerks failing to return their slates on time or trying to sneak jars of caffeine into the stacks has gone WAY down since Brother Amaltheus started doing the shelving)
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