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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2005-10-20 06:41 pm
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Engrish report: Saiyuki Reload Gunlock Ep. 5

Apparently what I called Ep 3 last time was really Ep 4. Ah well, no biggie.

Ep 5 doesn't have a whole lot of really funny Engrish in it, other than some hideously tortured grammar (that I won't put examples of here, since it has to do with plot and it's still following the manga Against the Stream arc, and would be possible spoilers), and some sentences where they sort of took a wild guess at the correct pronoun, including one passage where, I swear, there was not a single instance of "He", "I", or "You" used correctly.
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Random youkai holding a small child hostage: She is playing the flute?

I don't think this is a mistranslation per se, but it's such an ineffectual threat that it makes me laugh. The mother of said small child shouts at the youkai - who is, BTW, threatening to kill the child: "If you do anything evil to my children, I will never forgive you!!" Bzuh? As a threat, this really strikes me as on par with someone typing in all caps, "IF YOU HURT HIM I WILL DEFRIEND YUR LIVEJOURNAL!! AND I KNOW YOUR I.P. ADDRESS! !"

And then a bit later on the brother of said small child uses the exact same threat. Woo. Mindless youkai killing machine! You won't forgive him if he hurts your friend! OH GOD HOW CAN HE STAND IT?

[identity profile] cicer.livejournal.com 2005-10-21 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
BWAH. "I won't forgive you!"? Oh snap, he got told!

As a threat, this really strikes me as on par with someone typing in all caps, "IF YOU HURT HIM I WILL DEFRIEND YUR LIVEJOURNAL!! AND I KNOW YOUR I.P. ADDRESS!!"

AND I WILL POST A MEAN ENTRY ABOUT YOU ON MY LJ AND TELL ALL MY FRIENDS YOU SUCK! IT'S ON NOW, H0R!!! WE'RE GONNA THROW DOWN!
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[identity profile] sub-divided.livejournal.com 2005-10-21 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
You are so off my buddy list :( (http://www.flickr.com/photos/doctorow/682133/)

[identity profile] cicer.livejournal.com 2005-10-21 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
*dies* That is an awesome t-shirt.
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[identity profile] sub-divided.livejournal.com 2005-10-21 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
My GSI (er, TA most people say) wore it to class yesterday. I DIED.