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Hound Arm
In the beginning, a sad child travels to the time of the Civil War after he accidentally buries himself alive. Things seem to be looking up when he befriends a snail. But when his new friend goes out in the sun and dies, he learns a valuable lesson about addiction and that beauty isn't skin-deep.
A Paperboy of Apathy
In the beginning, a hardworking teenager begs for a kitten after his father mistakes him for his mother and tries to murder him. Things seem to be looking up when he befriends a deaf boy. But when his new friend dies of a ruptured stomach caused by bulimia, he learns a valuable lesson about Theodore Roosevelt, fighting patriot and that alcoholism is a disease.
(and of course I notice a gender disagreement problem that crops up very rarely after I go live! Must think on how best to fix it.)
Massive thanks to
rachelmanija for compiling dozens upon dozens of plot and character elements.Hound Arm
In the beginning, a sad child travels to the time of the Civil War after he accidentally buries himself alive. Things seem to be looking up when he befriends a snail. But when his new friend goes out in the sun and dies, he learns a valuable lesson about addiction and that beauty isn't skin-deep.
A Paperboy of Apathy
In the beginning, a hardworking teenager begs for a kitten after his father mistakes him for his mother and tries to murder him. Things seem to be looking up when he befriends a deaf boy. But when his new friend dies of a ruptured stomach caused by bulimia, he learns a valuable lesson about Theodore Roosevelt, fighting patriot and that alcoholism is a disease.
(and of course I notice a gender disagreement problem that crops up very rarely after I go live! Must think on how best to fix it.)
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In the beginning, a conscientious teenager is paralyzed from the waist down after being diagnosed with celiac. Things seem to be looking up when she befriends a snail. But when her new friend is falsely accused of being a murderer and sentenced to death, she learns a valuable lesson about abortion and that racism is bad.
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In the beginning, a snarky girl is having a difficult time after a football game. Things seem to be looking up when she befriends a pigeon intended for the county pigeon neck-wringing contest. But when her new friend is drowned by a giant squid, she learns a valuable lesson about over-fishing and that beauty isn't skin-deep.
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After the Rain
In the beginning, an imaginative kitten must re-learn how to read and write after stepping on a mine and losing both legs. Things seem to be looking up when he befriends an elephant born without a trunk. But when his new friend gets rabies and has to be shot, he learns a valuable lesson about abortion and that humanity is doomed.
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Last Pageant
In the beginning, a woebegone child becomes close to her charming bipolar aunt after winning a pie-eating contest. Things seem to be looking up when she befriends a woman with no ears. But when her new friend is mauled to death by a dancing bear, she learns a valuable lesson about obesity and that sometimes people you love die in stupid accidents.
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A lot of them are horribly plausible!
Wishing Jazz St. Johns
In the beginning, a lonely child is caught up in a war after the family house burns down. Things seem to be looking up when she befriends a very old woman who always wears long-sleeved shirts. But when her new friend dies of a heart attack after being publicly accused of being a German spy, she learns a valuable lesson about homicide and that believing in magic leads to your best friend dying alone.
This one will be coming out in 2022, I believe:
Millennium to Cry
In the beginning, a sullen teenager is sent away to live with an eccentric aunt after becoming a climate change refugee. Things seem to be looking up when he befriends the victim of a hate crime. But when his new friend is eaten by wild dogs, he learns a valuable lesson about the exploitation of immigrant labor and that friends die.
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The Ocean of the Bright Blackberry
In the beginning, a wayward child is caught up in a war after his mother dies of a back-alley abortion. Things seem to be looking up when he befriends a man with a scarred face. But when his new friend is devoured by locusts, he learns a valuable lesson about allergies and that believing in magic leads to institutionalization.
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