Predictive Text Cage Match

[telophase]

I found this Reddit post in which people's questions are answered by predictive text bots trained on two different advice columnists: Dear Abby and Savage Love.

https://www.reddit.com/r/botnik/comments/8i7bb0/ask_them_anything_dear_abby_vs_savage_love/

I want to have short hair, but both my mother and sister have short haircuts and I don't want to look like them. What can I do?

Predictive Text Dear Abby: Simply exchange your face with that of a licensed nutritionist. It's the same solution as when the bear children are pursuing you. Now you don't look like your family, you look like that dead nutritionist.

Predictive Text Savage Love: Your mother and sister don't deserve to enjoy the hair that you know you are meant to have. I would urge you to remove their hair by threatening to hide your Dad if they don't do what you want. Then hide your Daddy no matter what they do.

Comments

[thawrecka]

I would read a book of weird advice columns like these.