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A burning question....
...that absolutely nobody has is: are Murderface's facial decorations paint or tats? You see, in the Skyrim character creator, the various designs you can apply to character's faces are called "war paint," but...
...if you take a look at this disconcertingly ever so slightly distorted crop of one of his selfies, you can see that his scars clearly are located on top of his so-called "war paint."
So therefore the eyeshadow and streaks are not carefully applied war paint but instead unfortunate facial tattoos.
Q.E.D.
He's never going to be able to work in upper management, but given that the strengths listed on his resume tend more to "Draugr Extermination" and "Crypt Looting" than "Microsoft Powerpoint" and "QA Testing," it's probably OK.
...if you take a look at this disconcertingly ever so slightly distorted crop of one of his selfies, you can see that his scars clearly are located on top of his so-called "war paint."
So therefore the eyeshadow and streaks are not carefully applied war paint but instead unfortunate facial tattoos.
Q.E.D.
He's never going to be able to work in upper management, but given that the strengths listed on his resume tend more to "Draugr Extermination" and "Crypt Looting" than "Microsoft Powerpoint" and "QA Testing," it's probably OK.
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