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Who the Fuck is My DnD Character?

DEPENDABLE HUMAN RANGER FROM THE ENCHANTED FOREST WHO DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THIS PROPHECY BULLSHIT

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[yhlee]

I got

FRIENDLY DRAGONBORN ROGUE FROM A DYSFUNCTIONAL MARRIAGE WHO FIGHTS FOR UNDEAD RIGHTS

which is...disturbingly...yikes.

[chomiji]

+1. I like the sound of that one!

[movingfinger]

I got "ambitious Dragonborn Rogue from a small town tavern who doesn't understand the concept of politeness" which... you know, I am already so fed up with dealing with those guys all over town... Is this "can't beat 'em, so join 'em" advice?

[green_knight]

ROMANTIC HALF-ELF BARD FROM THE DANK HOLLOWS WHO HATES RIDING HORSES

Yeah. That's going to go well.

[lady_ganesh]

Gonna have to find a dragon to ride I guess.

[lady_ganesh]

CHEERFUL DWARF DRUID FROM THE TOWER OF BONES WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

...okay, that works.

[helen-keeble.livejournal.com]

FRANK DWARF WIZARD FROM A FAKE LEPER COLONY HIDING A SECRET WHO ONLY HAS TWO MORE YEARS BEFORE A DEMON COMES BACK TO CLAIM THEIR SOUL.

..l would play that.

[helen-keeble.livejournal.com]

CUNNING ELF WIZARD FROM A COMPLEX BUREAUCRATIC SOCIETY WHO WOULD RATHER KILL YOU THAN MAKE EYE CONTACT

More commonly known as "a software engineer"

[chomiji]

Thoughtful Dragonborn Warlock from a mercenary company who has no concept of personal space!

... I haven't played that one, but I think one of my regular gaming buddies has.

[wyrdness.livejournal.com]

EXCITABLE HALFLING BARD FROM A SMALL TOWN ON THE BORDER WHO IS RED-GREEN COLORBLIND.

I feel that this has been nearly all of my RP characters no matter the game. When they aren't being this they tend to be Uptight Paladin Who Enjoys Griping.